Discriminating mustard consumers, as well as judicial junkies everywhere, will soon be asking: "Excuse me, do you have any of Alex Kozinski's Judicial Hottie Jalapeno Mustard?"
In case you can't read it, the text on the left reads:
The Honorable Alex Kozinski was named "2004 Number 1 Male Superhottie of the Federal Judiciary."
Tom Cruise - eat your heart out!
And the text on the right reads:
"The parties are advised to chill." Judge Alex Kozinski, writing in Mattel v. MCA, 296 F.3d 894 (CA9 2002).
Yes, there is a backstory to this bizarre product. Check back here soon, when all will be revealed.
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