Is That a Gavel Under Your Robe, Justice Alito?

Or are you just happy to see Anna Nicole Smith?

Yes, fellow judicial and celebrity groupies, today is the day that we've all been waiting for. This morning, Anna Nicole Smith is before the United States Supreme Court. She's gracing One First Street with her presence to attend oral arguments in Marshall v. Marshall, No. 04-1544 -- her long-running battle, as a grieving widow, for a fair share of her late husband's estate.

Based on this photo of her arrival at the Court, the previously lardy Smith is looking glamorous and svelte. Three cheers for TrimSpa!

Please email eyewitness accounts of the proceedings to Article III Groupie. She will file a more detailed report after the arguments conclude. Thanks!

Comments

[jimmy]

This wasn't the case that Tony Skogen and Littler Mendelson defended, was it?

[billfry]

does the supreme court not have anything better to do than listen to some hollywood slut whine about money?

I can't really blame A3G for linking to Wonkette so much. My understanding of the Gawker Media compensation system is that the editors get bonuses for generating traffic.

So sending visitors over to Wonkette means extra $$$ in David Lat's pocket. And since he's no longer earning Wachtell money, or even lawyer money, he could probably use it.

[El BJ]

I dare you not to link to Wonkette for a month.