Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have a Winner

... in Wonkette's contest to locate the celebrity doppleganger of Harriet Miers. Details here.

Please note, however, that this result is not completely final; a run-off between Jerri Blank and the Emperor Palpatine is possible. Of course, here at UTR, we already have an Emperor Palpatine...

Also via Wonkette (and some reader emails): the news that Harriet Miers -- whose personal theme song is the feminist anthem "Bitch," by Meredith Brooks -- helped bring liberal feminist icons to the campus of Southern Methodist University. (A full report is available in this article from the Chronicle of Higher Education.)