Time for a brief Searching Under the Robes post, in which Article III Groupie publishes some of the more interesting, strange, or funny Google that have brought web surfers to this blog.
1. In a word: FABULOUS!!!
--what it's like to clerk for a federal judge
2. Well, can you blame them?
--new orleans judges not hiring katrina
(For an interesting article about how girls and women with that ill-fated name are coping with anti-Katrina discrimination in the wake of the devastating hurricane, click here.)
3. A3G fears for the Republic (but is curious herself about that tennis outfit):
--What was Sandra Day O, Connor job before retiring
--sandra oconnor tennis outfit
--"three meat ravioli" olive garden calories
4. Article 3 Groupie, that's who!
--WHO JUDGES SOMEONE BY THEIR SHOES
5. Uh, NO:
--federal judges are lazy
6. Uh, double NO; this judge is the gubernatorial spouse you have in mind. Although Judge Rendell and Judge Jones are both judicial hotties, they are not to be confused. (Judge Jones is a hard-line conservative, while Judge Rendell is more liberal.)
--Is Judge Edith Jones of the 5th Circuit married to Gov. Ed Rendell of PA?
7. How about this one: "Why did the district judge cross the road?" "Because the circuit judge said she had to!"
--Reversal jokes
8. Also known as 125 South Grand Avenue, Pasadena, California, home to the #1 Male Superhottie and the #2 Female Superhottie of the federal judiciary:
--The House of Hotties
9. Just plain weird...
--dakota fanning navel
--my son wears girls clothes
--kelly clarkson does not wear panties
--picture of nun playing golf
10. You're looking for examples? Within the federal judiciary, there are just so many of them! Jane Fonda ain't got nothin' on her, her, her, her, or her...
--female activist celebrities
11. Um, yeah, it's nipping at the heels of Per Se:
--"new york times" "olive garden" review
12. Okay, here's one: "How should you react if Russell Crowe throws a telephone at you?" (Proper response, for a staff member at a five-star, service-oriented property: "Move my face into the trajectory of the telephone, take a direct hit, and then offer him a second telephone to throw at me. At a luxury hotel, the guest's wish is our command!")
--Sample Interview Questions When Going For An Interview As A Front Desk Clerk For A Five Star Hotel
13. Take a number, buddy!
--I want to be a supreme court clerk
14. Type up one that reads -- in 36-point type (for improved readability) -- "YOU ARE VERY VERY OLD, AS OLD AS JUSTICE STEVENS!"
--type a one page letter to your wife on her 85th birthday
15. Three little words: prestige, prestige, prestige!!! (And the six-figure salary and spiffy robes are nothing to scoff at...)
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