Awakening from her blogging torpor, Article III Groupie is trying to get back into the habit of posting. And few posts are easier to shoot off than those in the Searching Underneath the Robes category. So here are some of the more funny and interesting internet searches, conducted with Google and other search engines, that have brought web surfers to this blog:
1. Some people come to UTR seeking practical information, such as fashion tips, shopping recommendations, and employment advice:
--when should girls wear thongs
--where do nuns buy their underwear?
--common interview questions olive garden
2. Some people reach this blawg by running very weird searches, many of which have nothing to do with the federal judiciary. Here are the finalists for UTR's "WTF Prize":
3. And some people run searches that A3G finds depressing and pathetic:
--robes under 40 dollars
--how to become a state court judge
--become a new york state traffic court judge
4. Uh, try "1-900-FEEDER":
5. Please, darling, get it right -- it's "Groupie":
--"article III" slut whore
6. A3G's advice: be brilliant, and have an IQ over 200:
7. How about "a lifetime appointment to a federal court"?
8. Well, it's long, and it's hard, and it has a knobby head:
--what does a gavel look like
9. Don't hold your breath, honey; the Chief has bigger fish to fry:
--WILL JUSTICE REHNQUIST RESPOND TO MY LETTER
10. A3G's proposed response: "Faff about One First Street, while meditating on your own brilliance; mourn the closing of the Supreme Court barbershop, including dropping the name of your favorite barber; and lazily turn the pages of cert petitions, while members of the Great Unwashed feed you peeled and seedless grapes."
--US SUPREME COURT CLERK JOB DESCRIPTION
--life of a high court judges clerk
11. Only in A3G's dreams:
--prada courthouse
12. And only in A3G's nightmares -- God save that Honorable Court!
--justice reinhardt
--justice betty b fletcher
--justice sandra lynch
Fascinated by Google Suggest (go there and start typing "underneath their robes"),
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