Since Article III Groupie shared with her readers some of the surprising and bizarre searches that have brought people to her humble little blog, in this post, folks have continued to reach Underneath Their Robes through rather unexpected paths. So A3G is adding Searching Underneath the Robes, which will compile the weird search engine requests that have directed internet traffic to UTR, as a quasi-regular feature of this blawg.
In addition to the search mentioned in the title of this post, women's opinions on hairy balls, here are some other odd or funny searches that have brought web surfers to the pages of UTR:
--very old sexy ladies [How about this judge?]
--How can you identify horny ladies
--how do I get a judge to marry me
[Object as to form--the question is ambiguous. Do you want a judge to officiate at your wedding, or do you want a judge to become your spouse? If the latter, take a number!]
--federal judicial clerkship horror stories
[Please submit "federal judicial clerkship horror stories" to A3G, for publication as blind items in Justice Is Blind.]
--law clerk hell
--Justice Wardlaw, hottest judge
[Was this Google search run by Judge Wardlaw herself, indulging in some wishful thinking? Perhaps this #2 Female Superhottie of the Federal Judiciary is hoping for elevation to the Supreme Court, and/or the untimely demise of the #1 Female Superhottie?]
--publish a very naughty picture of Heather Locklear in his new book
--where can I find sexy but nice pictures
[You've come to the right place! Check out the nice, G-rated pictures of the sexy jurists nominated back in July as possible Superhotties of the Federal Judiciary.]
--hairy women buttocks
--big busted hispanic women
[Click here and check out the fifth, third, and second place judicial hotties for possibilities--but to be certain, you'd have to catch them when they are not under their robes.]
--videos of girls in their rooms taking off their clothes
--"brazilian wax" +Los Angeles
--Untouchables hair salon
Very well, that's enough weirdness for now. And for the record, with respect to the title of this post, A3G "has no objection to them."
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