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July 20, 2004



How could this list NOT include Judge Kimberly Moore of the Federal Cir. She is SMOKIN' hot.

Stop Judicial Violence

Here is you Ms. Wood...

Your smile and waving hair brought me to the state of shock when I saw you at my trial. The powerful opinion, the thunder like irritated by lawyers voice. Killing, hypnotizing look at the jury. Soft spoken, almost “day-dreamt” voice. All this made me feel exactly how not I am feeling about you now: very fortunate… How betraying looks can be! Oh, God! The criminal that you made me (wow!!) I had to wait till that sick and tired exhausted jury will leave with my guilty verdict up my butt and that “soft spoken”, Kubrick’s HAL’s like voice will say : “Thanks all and I will see you at the sentencing. Have a great weekend. – HAL :)))))”. And what a sentencing it was!!! Years here, years there, like it was some sort of dough division for making pies. Did you ever had anyone pulling your right kidney with a stewardess smiley face, saying, would you care for some refreshments? I never had, but I am sure that is how it feels.

Out of my respect to you and other judges I will not talk here about my case and this is not about me, although, now my life is a total and complete misery, my family is ruined, my kids hate this society – thanks to, you, your wonderful, good looking, princess like, stewardess-smile honor…

I had no money for good attorneys, because I never stolen anything in my life and never intended to do so, and your honor is best to know about that then anyone including myself :)))). In fact, I am more innocent then you or any federal judge ever lived. Not having money for good defense may be the first sign that person is simply got “stuck” to the case and needs help. Help never came in my case no matter how much I prayed. Does help ever come to anyone? Did it come to you Ms. Wood when you most needed it? Will it come to you ever again? The poor stay poor the rich got rich. The good guys lost…

Well, here is to you, Ms. Wood… off the record or on, its up to you:
By Leonard Cohen

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

Good old Leonard Cohen was right after all even though I disagreed with him for such a long time. I had no clue that your job was to help the good guys lose. Terrific job, indeed! I wonder if all of us would make such efforts to help bad guys win, how exceptional our lives will become.. My e-mail: [email protected]. I am going to be shocked if Ms. Wood will ever want to speak with me over this channel. Just in case I will leave it open and very discrete or any other federal soul for that matter.

Kimba Wood could sentence me to a weekend with her anytime


With due respect to the very attractive judiciary noted above, this just goes to show you that the law does not attract very good looking people. I expected a little more Sharon Stone and a little less Judge Judy.

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