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August 29, 2005

Questions Presented: An Interview with A3G! (Part 2 of 2)

Curious about appropriate judicial theme songs for Judge Kozinski and Judge Posner? Eager to find out which federal appellate court is going to be the next "hot" circuit? Dying to hear Article III Groupie speak in the first person -- and wondering why UTR is just so darn pink?

If you answered any of these questions in the affirmative, then tune in here, for the second half of A3G's interview with Will Baude of Crescat Sententia. (The first part of the interview was previously published here.)

Happy Reading!

P.S. For those of you who who are fans of A3G, please note that she is now on MySpace.com and Friendster. She welcomes any and all friend requests. (N.B. Various personal details in her profiles, such as her hometown and her age, have been fictionalized.)

August 28, 2005

Questions Presented: An Update on Judge England

Judge_morrison_england_1Back in this post, Article III Groupie announced that her next Questions Presented interviewee was going to be Judge Morrison C. England, Jr. (E.D. Cal.). A3G must now advise her readers that the interview has been placed on indefinite hold.

The news media is reporting that Judge England is being considered for the California Supreme Court spot recently vacated by that delicious judicial super-diva, Judge Janice Rogers Brown (who has traded the bright California sun for the even brighter, blinding prestige of the D.C. Circuit). Judge England declined to comment to UTR on these reports.

Assuming that the media reports are accurate, A3G congratulates Judge England on making Governor Schwarzenegger's short-list. Judge England would be a superb choice for the California Supreme Court.  Indeed, UTR readers have previously praised Judge England: "Judge England is a black, moderate Republican, who is very well regarded by all the lawyers and judges I know. He is congenial, reasonable, intelligent, and firm. Rather than being the least common denominator to be selected by a judicial selection committee divided 50/50 on partisan lines, he represents a great example of what reasonable people of differing political philosophies can do when they set their minds to doing something of which they can all be proud."

A3G can't help but wonder: As a general proposition, is it a fair trade to give up the glamour (and life tenure) of the federal bench in exchange for the ickiness of the state courts? In many states, the answer is probably no.

But a spot on the high court of California -- a state that accounts for 12 percent of the United States population and 14 percent of the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) -- is a different kettle of fish. Because of California's sheer size and importance, a California Supreme Court justice wields tremendous power and influence, even more than many federal judges (as even A3G must reluctantly concede). This explains in large part why, as noted by Hugh Hewitt, Judge Brown's replacement "matters a lot to center-right conservatives." As Hewitt correctly observes, "Brown was the most conservative member of California's highest court, and though she often was obliged to dissent, she was a voice for serious scholarship from the right side of the legal spectrum in a state inceasingly overwhelmed at every level by left and hard left thinking."

Furthermore, just as Judge Brown's case demonstrates, a California Supreme Court justice would be a prime candidate for a future appointment to a federal appeals court (e.g., the Ninth Circuit). Indeed, even judges on the intermediate appellate courts in California have made it to the Ninth Circuit. See, e.g., Judge Consuelo Callahan, "Dancing Queen of the Ninth Circuit."

On behalf of the readers of UTR, A3G wishes Judge England the best of luck in securing the nomination and ultimately a spot on the court. Judge Brown's Christian Dior logo platform mules are big shoes to fill -- but if anyone can do it, Judge England can!

August 22, 2005

Questions Presented: An Interview with A3G! (Part 1 of 2)

Not too long ago, Article III Groupie sat down (in cyberspace) for a "20 Questions" interview with Will Baude, one of the charming and erudite bloggers behind the delightful Crescat Sententia. And this time around, A3G -- who's used to occupying the interviewer's seat, having posed questions to such judicial celebrities as Judge Kim McLane Wardlaw (9th Cir.), Judge Robert W. Gettleman (N.D. Ill.), and Judge John D. Tinder (S.D. Ind.) -- was on the receiving end of questions.

The interview was great fun to give, a nice change of pace from the usual blogging. The wide-ranging conversation covered a lot of ground, including such topics as whether the Elect have a right to privacy (short answer: no),* which Supreme Court justice should start up a blog, and appropriate footwear for Judge Janice Rogers Brown (D.C. Cir.).

Okay, that's enough by way of introduction. To read the first half of the interview -- the second half will follow in due course -- click here. Enjoy!

* Here's a teaser for you from the interview, A3G's response to whether the Elect have a right to privacy:

Supreme Court clerks are what I'd call "quasi-public figures." The Elect are legal celebrities, and the work that they do will affect the entire nation. Some public scrutiny comes with this territory; and if one of them isn't willing to handle it, well, then I'll take their place! (No joke: I would be willing to post nude pictures of myself on the internet, available without a password and in perpetuity, in exchange for a Supreme Court clerkship.)

April 08, 2005

Questions Presented: Going Back to Cali

Judge_morrison_englandArticle III Groupie immensely enjoyed her time in the Midwest with Judge Gettleman and Judge Tinder. But now it's time to return to the West Coast, where she kicked off her interview series with Judge Wardlaw, for a cyber-visit to Sacramento (home of "The People's Governor"). A3G is just tickled pink to announce her next "Questions Presented" interviewee: the Honorable Morrison C. England, Jr., of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California!

Judge England is no stranger to these pages. Prior posts have noted his athletic prowess -- more specifically, how he took a detour on the way to his first-year Contracts course, to sign a free agent contract with the New York Jets! But his achievements on the field shouldn't overshadow his accomplishments on the bench. Judge England isn't just a former college football star; he's also an excellent judge. (For one reader's rave, click here, then scroll down to item #7.)

Due to other commitments of the very busy Judge England -- who teaches at McGeorge School of Law, serves as president of the Anthony M. Kennedy Inn of Court, and performs extensive community service, in addition to his work as a judge -- the interview will not be starting immediately. A3G will send her first wave of questions to Judge England next month, and the interview will appear "sometime thereafter."

A3G can't wait to sit down in the blogosphere with Judge England, for what will surely be a fun and fascinating interview. As always, please email her with suggested questions and possible topics for discussion. Thanks in advance for your input!

March 24, 2005

Questions Presented: Still Seeking Interviewees

Article III Groupie's two-part interview with Judge John Tinder (S.D. Ind.) was well-received throughout the blogosphere -- which was not surprising, given that her interviewee is a delightful and distinguished jurist. A reader sent A3G this lovely note:

Many thanks for turning the spotlight on the southern district of Indiana. I have worked in close proximity to Judge Tinder [as a law clerk to another judge] but feel I got to know a side of him that I might otherwise never have known. You have terrific interview skills. Keep it up!

A3G would like to keep it up -- but she needs your help. Please help her locate her next guest for Questions Presented!

Chertoff_1And now, the real point of this post: for A3G to express how miffed she was upon seeing this "10 questions" interview with DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff, formerly a judge on the Third Circuit. Back when he was a judge, Mike Chertoff declined to answer 20 questions for UTR. So he can make time for Time, but he can't stop to shoot the breeze with the Gossip Queen of the Third Branch? For shame!

Here are the three most interesting exchanges from the interview (interesting to A3G, since they touch on personal rather than policy matters):

Q: You had a lifetime appointment as a judge -- you couldn't be fired.  You had time to jog in the mornings and spend time with your family. Why leave that?

A: There is no question I left behind a very enviable professional situation. But for me, after living through 9/11, I really think [securing our country] is the most important challenge of my generation.

Q: You grew up the son of a rabbi. Has that informed your thinking in the way you approach this job?

A: My parents always taught me two things: Do the difficult and unpleasant things first, and always admit your mistakes if you make them. Don't try to shave the truth. You are much better off if you come out up front and say, "Hey, I messed up."

Q: You have said securing the homeland is not a sprint, it's a marathon.  Ever run a marathon?

A: No, I've never run a marathon. Generally I run four to six miles. I have kind of been toying with the idea of doing a marathon, but I don't quite understand why I would want to do it. I guess I should have said, "It's not a sprint, it's a middle-distance run."

Reasonably interesting stuff -- but nothing terribly new, at least not to those of you who took UTR's Chertoff Challenge.

March 07, 2005

Questions Presented: Judge John D. Tinder!!! (Part 2)

Tinder_official_2_4Without further ado, here's the second half of Article III Groupie's interview with a judicial celebrity so hot that he gives off sparks: Judge John D. Tinder, of the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Indiana!*

The first half of the interview, including a brief bio of Judge Tinder, is available here. As before, A3G's questions appear below in italics, and Judge Tinder's answers follow in ordinary roman type.

11. What about your non-robescent attire -- what do you like to wear "underneath your robe," as well as outside the courtroom? How would you describe your personal style?

I have heard lawyers say that there are suit judges, sport coat judges and, these days, golf shirt judges. I would be labeled as a suit judge.

I ordinarily wear a suit if I have a court day. If a hearing could result in someone going to prison or the entry of an adverse judgment against a party, the litigants deserve to have the judge wear a dress shirt, a tie and a suit. My suits are strictly off-the-rack stuff, with the purchase decision being based on price rather than designer label. The same is true for shirts, etc. I try to find the cheapest presentable ties I can find, generally at T.J. Maxx, because, as anyone who ever has eaten with me knows, I am lucky to get two meals out of a tie. I should be covered with visqueen before I eat, like the front row spectators at a Gallagher concert.

However, if I have no court activities scheduled on particular days, those are always casual days in my office for my staff. Because of public expectations and attendance at public functions, I usually wear at least a sport coat on those days, or have one in my office closet that I can throw on, if needed.

Outside the office, there are no ties, no suits and no sport coats. My preferred attire would be a beat up pair of blue jeans, a golf shirt, a sweater and comfortable shoes (no particular brands on any of these items). If an event requires being more dressed up than that, I would generally rather not go.

Golf1phoenix_112.  Rumor has it that you have a fierce golf rivalry with your colleague, Judge Richard L. Young, and that you enjoy live music concerts and watching the Indy 500 time trials. Can you comment on these rumors?

The rumors of a golf rivalry, or that I golf at all, are patently false. It is true that I used to occasionally play golf, and that Judge Young and I have competed, perhaps fiercely, for the fabled Brooks Cup in the past. But that is over. It is now 30 degrees here in central Indiana, I no longer have my golf clubs in the trunk of my car, and I am spending this winter in a 12-step program to beat a bad case of golf addiction, so I fully expect to never play golf again. At least not for several months.

The Indianapolis 500 is one of the unique events held here, so I try to get my law clerks to spend an hour or two at the track each spring. I am not a big racing fan, but if you live in a city that hosts 3 major racing events (including the Brickyard 400 and the U.S. Grand Prix Formula One race), you can’t avoid some exposure to it. We also get some race-related litigation from time to time, so this could be considered field research.

13.  In addition to being seen on the links, you have also been spotted by judicial celebrity stalkers at a James Taylor concert. Aside from golf, what are some of your favorite leisure time activities?

Too many hobbies, not enough time. It is with reluctance that I discuss this subject at all because as soon as lawyers find out you have any kind of interest in something, they fall all over themselves trying throw analogies into their arguments and briefs to mention they think your favorite hobby is. When reports of my interest in baseball surfaced (I attended Dodger Fantasy Camp years ago), for months, I heard about foul balls, curve balls, home runs and balks until I could hardly stand it.

Jdt_card_back1_3Jdt_card_front1_3Per Judge Tinder: "This is my fake baseball card (front and back) from the 1992 Dodger Fantasy Camp. The mustache lasted about one year."

Per A3G: Click on the thumbnails for a better view; the back of the card notes that "[o]ne of John's favorite activites is being affirmed by the 7th Circuit." Also, she believes Judge Tinder made the right choice in ditching the mustache. Sans facial hair, he is quite the judicial hottie!

Also, I am a little embarrassed for people to know about the frivolous ways I spend leisure time -- and I don’t want people to think that I ever do anything other than work. Litigants (and lawyers) waiting for decisions don’t like to read about how their judge goofs off. Additionally, my out-of-office interests could be charitably described as eclectic, but perhaps more honestly could be labeled trivial and schizophrenic.

My wife and I enjoy attending live concerts, mostly rock and pop bands -– the list of performers that we have seen is too long to remember, but a few examples will demonstrate the variety of our interests: The Rolling Stones; Nanci Griffith; Judy Collins; Chris Isaak; Joni Mitchell; Crosby, Still, Nash and Young (and the various combinations that tour); Sarah McLachlan; the Nevilles (brothers, sisters, cousins, etc.); Emmylou Harris; The Eagles; Phil Collins; The Chieftans; Paul Simon; James Taylor; etc., etc. Actually, we have probably seen the Chieftans about 10 times (attributable to my Irish heritage, I suppose), and I may be the only federal judge who has ever been to a back stage party with the Chieftans.

There are few types of music that I don’t like (I have no ear for rap or hip hop), but I am strictly a recreational listener. I know nothing about music, except what I like. This play list is typical of the variety of things I enjoy: on a recent drive to the Evansville division of our court, I listened to Live, Pearl Jam, U2, Handel’s Messiah and the Beatles covers on the soundtrack from the film “I Am Sam.”

We enjoy traveling, especially when it combines several of our interests. For example, a great trip for us is to attend Jazz Fest in New Orleans in the spring. This is my wife’s home town, and her best friend still lives there. Plus, Jazz Fest is a great eating and music venue. I describe it as like being in college again, except having money to buy things.

I enjoy a variety of sports. I run, bike and cross country ski, depending on the season, but solely for recreation and fitness at this point. I used to run in 5 and 10k races, and have completed several mini-marathons, and one marathon, but that was years and about 30 pounds ago. As a spectator, I enjoy professional golf and baseball and college basketball.

14.  It's sometimes hard to believe, but federal judges are people too. Just like the rest of us, federal judges read books (and not just case reporter volumes), go to the movies, watch television, etc. Please tell us a little bit about your tastes in books, movies, and television.

Book_animated_1I suppose that my tastes would be described as very wide but not very deep. I love to read, novels especially. Some of my favorite authors are Scott Turow, John Irving, Susan Isaacs, Elmore Leonard, Larry McMurtry, Carl Hiaasen, and Nelson DeMille. There are many others, but I won’t bore your readers with a catalogue. I do want to mention three books that I especially enjoyed which may demonstrate the variety of things I read for pleasure: “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius” by Dave Eggers -– I think he is one of the great new writers; Dennis Lehane (author of "Mystic River" -– which is good) also wrote “Shutter Island,” which is one of the best mysteries I have ever read (if you figure out what is going on in this book before the ending, you are very clever); and finally, Nelson DeMille’s “The Gold Coast” should be in the pantheon of great books about the Mafia.

I watch a lot of movies. I especially enjoy the sort of off-beat, small movies that have a different perspective. For example, here are some of the movies that would make my top hundred list: Memento, Being John Malkovich, Say Anything, Sideways, Body Heat, I (Heart) Huckabees, Raising Arizona, The Man Who Wasn’t There (and I suppose about anything by the Coen brothers.) The most recent film I saw was The Merchant of Venice.

My television viewing has diminished greatly with the demise of the sitcom. Through the years, I have been a fan of Taxi, Cheers, Frasier, Wings, Sports Night, Seinfeld and a few others. I have no interest in the so-called reality shows. Lately, about all I watch are certain HBO series (The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm), Keith Olbermann’s Countdown on MSNBC and, of course, the Golf Channel.

15.  Federal judges have sometimes been compared to lions and lionesses, the fearsome rulers of the legal professional jungle. They might also be thought of as eagles, soaring high above the plebeians toiling below them. If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

Labrador_2I really have never thought of myself as an animal, although I recall that in my days as an AUSA, we used to refer to one of the district judges as “The Great American Eagle” because he appeared to be perched on his chair behind the bench, with his eyes darting around the courtroom, taking everything in, ready to pounce if things in the courtroom got out of line. If I had to choose an animal to be, I would want to be a Labrador Retriever. (I am partial to dogs, especially Labs, and am definitely not a cat person.) I think of Labs as ordinarily being friendly, listening carefully to what people say, trying earnestly, with a furrowed brow, to understand, but not always being able to do so, and probably preferring to be outside, running around and playing fetch. After lawyers read my rulings, they may think they would have done better arguing to a dog?

16.  Speaking of animals, might you have been a party animal? Rumor has it that you were a member of the Beta Theta Pi chapter at Indiana University. If the rumors are true, can you comment on what your fraternity experience was like? Also, do you think that fraternities get a bum rap in the media and popular culture?

Rumors of my affiliation with Beta are true. Suspicions about whether I was a party animal are not well founded. If I had been cast in the classic movie “Animal House,” I would have been Hoover, not Bluto Blutarsky. I had a terrific experience. The Beta house had a wide range of members, some from very wealthy backgrounds to others who had to wash dishes to help pay room and board. Although the membership was not diverse in race or gender, we had a wide range of political, moral and personal beliefs. It was a fascinating experiment in communal living. I think the world should allow for experiences like this as people are growing up.

17.  Your wife is a trial lawyer with an active practice. You, of course, are a federal judge. How do you and your wife talk (or vent) about work, in the way that married couples have done since time immemorial, while at the same time honoring the confidences that you are each duty-bound to maintain?

My wife and I have plenty to talk about other than law. We never discuss any work that is ongoing, and if we talk about a case that she or I have, it would only involve things that are in the public record. The bright line of the confidentiality of our respective jobs is very clear. If anything, we would be more likely to discuss the personalities of the participants in cases rather than factual or legal issues. I try not to talk about my work very much. In fact, it is not unusual for my wife to read about a decision I have made without hearing from me that I had the case.

18. Earlier in our interview, you referenced your Catholic faith. Some judges -- such as former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore -- have gotten in trouble for letting their religious beliefs affect their professional conduct. What role does your own religious faith play in your work as a federal judge?

NunNo one who attended Catholic grade school for 8 years and a Jesuit high school in the 50's and 60's left unaffected. The experience shapes your perspective on matters of morality, religion, philosophy, discipline and many other subjects. But religious affiliation and religious beliefs should have no role in the performance of a judge’s duties. In my professional career, I have prosecuted death penalty cases, ruled that Wicca is a religion subject to anti-discrimination protection, and issued many other rulings that probably would have caused the nuns of my youth to rap my knuckles heavily. Decisions are to be made on the law and the facts, not slanted because of personal beliefs.

19.  If you had not entered the legal profession, what do you think you would have become instead?

Before I went to law school, I really wasn’t headed anywhere. When I started undergraduate school, I had intended to get an accounting degree, work as an accountant for a while to accumulate some funds, and then decide whether to go on to graduate school. But then something happened when I was a first semester sophomore -– I took my first (and last) accounting course. I hated it.

I then sampled a variety of subjects in business, psychology, statistics, political science, sociology and religion. My undergraduate degree is from the business school, but my transcript looked as though I randomly took courses from each page of the college catalogue. I had no particular academic concentration as an undergraduate, so I doubt that I was employable.

I started into law school within a couple of weeks after graduating, and have been in law ever since. Political activity, both on and off campus, was a big hobby, and I suppose I might have drifted toward that as a career if the law hadn’t gotten in the way.

Indianapolisrotunda1_220. You have very detailed courtroom practices and procedures; clearly you have put a great deal of thought into maximizing the efficiency of your chambers. What advice -- perhaps in the form of five or ten helpful hints -- would you offer to newly commissioned federal district judges? [Photo at right courtesy of Carol M. Highsmith Photography, Inc.; click on the thumbnail for a closer look.]

The practices and procedures to which you refer were the result of responding to a questionnaire from Aspen Publishing for its Directory of Federal Court Guidelines. Because those responses were being included in that publication, I posted them on the court’s web site. If left to my own devices, I probably would not have structured those things in that particular way.

Generally, I don’t think that formal procedures are necessary and feel that I am willing to adjust to the needs of particular cases. I usually don’t have a problem with lawyers doing whatever they want to do, however they want to do it, as long as they have a plan which furthers the communication of necessary information. But often good courtroom practices are often perceived to be requirements of the judge.

For example, I don’t think it is a bad idea to question a witness or make an argument from counsel table instead of from a lectern -– if the lawyer makes him/herself heard. But experience shows that lawyers often slump in their chairs and talk down into their notes instead of to the witnesses, and it can become very hard to hear them. They also see to be more comfortable if they have a structure imposed for them and I think that they like to think that they are required to conduct their case from the lectern. Of course, it is a matter of respect for a lawyer to stand (if he/she can) when addressing opposing counsel, the court, the jury or a witness. But I don’t require that. Nonetheless, because my courtroom is equipped with a lectern, lawyers tend to end up there when making presentations. It puts them closer to the witnesses, the jury, the court reporter and the document camera. In the end, I think that the appearance of a lawyer conducting his/her case from the lectern is very professional but I don’t think it has to be required. The same is true of most so-called rules of courtroom practice or procedure. They are usually just good practices of professional communication which become perceived of as rules.

Unsolicited advice to new federal district judges:

1. You are participating in a marathon, not a sprint. You need to maintain your health, a clear head and a pace that will carry you to completion.

2. Everything you have learned about law before beginning this job is just the starting point. Do you remember studying for the bar exam, especially on subjects that you didn’t take in law school? Welcome to a U.S. District Court.

3. The case that you prepare for thoroughly will settle. The case that you ignore will go to trial–badly.

4. Oral arguments are useful if you are prepared nearly well enough to make your ruling before the argument starts, so that you know the case about as well as the lawyers do.

5. It would be a mistake to lower your law clerk hiring standards to employ someone as a favor to a friend.

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WOW -- Judge Tinder hit a real home run! Article 3 Groupie thanks Judge Tinder for taking the time to chat with her in cyberspace, as well as for putting such care and thought into his extremely thorough, witty, and informative responses.

Well, dear readers, you know what the end of a "Questions Presented" interview means: the start of a new period in which A3G begs for her next judicial interviewee. Think of UTR as PBS or NPR, where programming must be interrupted on a regular basis to make time for abject pleading. So, if you happen to be a federal judge willing to be fawned over by A3G, or if you know of a federal judge who might fit the bill, please don't hesitate to e-mail.** Only YOU can prevent forest fires!

She's got questions, you've got answers,

Article III Groupie

* Some of you may have noticed that the photograph at left is different from the photograph used in the first interview post. Both are official photographs of Judge Tinder, but the picture at left is the more recent of the two.

** A3G has previously interviewed two district court judges from the Midwest, Judge Tinder and Judge Gettleman, and one circuit court judge from the West Coast, Judge Wardlaw. For demographic balance, A3G would love to have an East Coast appeals court judge as her next interviewee. But beggars can't be choosers, so she will take what she can get!

March 04, 2005

Questions Presented: Judge John D. Tinder!!! (Part 1)

Rumors of her demise have been greatly exaggerated. Love her or hate her, Article III Groupie is still around -- and so is UTR, which last month passed the milestone of over 400,000 total hits (on the strength of web surfers running searches for girls with thongs, girls showing thongs, girls in thongs, etc.).

A3G has been a bad blogger over the past few weeks. She has been getting killed at work, which unfortunately won't be changing anytime soon. And she has also been very busy outside the office -- exercising assiduously (and losing five pounds),* watching the absolutely addictive Project Runway,** and gearing up for the Oscars (which she found boring this year, despite the best efforts of Chris Rock).

Tinder_official_1_5But now A3G is back to blogging, at least for the time being. With apologies for the undue delay, she is pleased and proud to present her latest Questions Presented interview: a conversation with the manifestly magnificent Judge John D. Tinder, of the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Indiana!

A lifelong "Indy" resident, Judge Tinder was born in Indianapolis in 1950. He graduated from Indiana University in 1972 and from Indiana University School of Law in 1975. After graduating from law school, he accomplished the impressive feat of going directly into the U.S. Attorney's Office (i.e., without having to toil first in a Biglaw salt mine).

After serving as an AUSA for several years, Judge Tinder left the office in 1977. Over the next few years, he worked in private practice in Indianapolis, was a public defender for the Superior Court of Marion County, and served as Chief Trial Deputy for the Marion County Prosecutor's Office.

In 1984, Judge Tinder returned in triumph to his former office, as the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Indiana. In August 1987, as a fresh-faced lad of only 37, Judge Tinder became a district court judge for the Southern District of Indiana. Boy, that was fast!

Enough of A3G's prattling. Let's hear what Judge Tinder has to say!

Per UTR standard procedure, A3G's questions appear below in italics, and Judge Tinder's answers follow in ordinary roman type. Also, due to its impressive size, this interview will be presented in two parts. Today's post will contain the first ten questions and answers, and the rest of the interview will follow in a subsequent post.

1. What are the best and worst parts of being a district court judge?

Best Parts:

A. Working with a wonderful staff. It is a privilege of this work that jobs in the federal judicial system are highly coveted, and the supply of talent far exceeds the number of available positions. I am blessed to be surrounded by bright, hard working, interesting, fun people who make me appear to be better than I am.

B. The interesting work. Almost every case that passes through this court is different in some way, and all but the few routine matters (e.g., mortgage foreclosures) present challenging legal and factual issues. This is the type of stuff that inspires people to go to law school. The best description of the work of a federal district judge is that it is like an endless bar examination. For example, in any single day, I might work on a state tort matter, a federal civil rights case, a constitutional challenge to a state law, a patent case, a motion to suppress in a criminal case, and an employment discrimination case.

There are several differences between this work and a bar exam, though, that make it a good deal more tolerable, such as, it is “open book,” I have the assistance of two extremely bright law clerks, and I set the time for completing the decision. It is easy to get tired doing this work, but it is impossible to become bored.

C. My colleagues on this court. This district has one of the highest caseloads per judge in the country (3rd in weighted cases per judge in 2004). Yet, each of my colleagues on the district court works at full throttle to keep the cases moving along. We each come to this work with different backgrounds and experiences, and we each bring talents that, in my opinion, serve the public well. Plus, my colleagues are very bright, kind and decent people, and are fun to be with (even when golf is not involved).

D. The extended court family, from the Magistrate and Bankruptcy Judges, the Clerk and her staff, the staff of our Pro Se office, the Probation Office, etc., all of whom are top-notch. I cannot say enough about these people.

E. The lawyers. Indiana is fortunate to have a remarkably talented and civil group of people practicing law here. For the most part, they work hard, fight vigorously when it counts, but respect each other. I think this is a wonderful place to be in the legal business. But see below in the Worst Parts.

F. Jurors. Each case I try reinforces my belief in the jury system. These are loyal citizens, who work very hard to understand the facts and law of the matters presented to them. They have many talents and experiences in the real world that they put to good use in solving the problems put to them. They work under difficult circumstances, doing things that are alien to their normal lives, and they do it very well.

They are interesting people, each with a unique story. It is fun to get to know them. I actually keep in touch with some of them after their jury experiences. For example, one young man who served in one of my very first jury trials keeps in touch with me about many of his major life decisions. By the way, I served on a jury in our state court system about 10 years ago. This experience heightened my empathy for jurors.

G. The resources available to the federal judiciary. Although the current status of court funding is experiencing some uncertainty, during the years that I have worked here, we have had the best of equipment, space, etc. to work in the atmosphere that judges ought to be able to work. Except for the occasional HVAC and cleaning problems....

Indianapolisdome1_2H. The building in which I work. The courthouse in Indianapolis is a spectacular, turn of the century (1900's) limestone edifice with remarkable tile work, marble, etc. When litigants and the court staff come to this building each day, there is no doubt that we are here to do important things. [Photo at right courtesy of Carol M. Highsmith Photography, Inc.]

I. Naturalization ceremonies. There is no thrill greater than presiding over the ceremony in which new citizens are administered the oath of citizenship. Our court conducts about two dozen of these ceremonies a year and we all enjoy doing it. This is certainly more fun than sending someone to prison.

Tinder_santa_1_2

Per Judge Tinder: "[This photo was] taken after a December 2004 Naturalization ceremony. I ordinarily greet each new citizen after the ceremonies and hand them their citizenship certificate. They often like to pose for photos. After that ceremony, I wore the Santa hat and handed each new citizen a candy cane with their certificate."

(Per A3G: "Hey, this federal-judge thing ain't half-bad!")

Worst Parts:

A. The endless flow of work. I would love to be able to go home one day each week, or even one day each month, knowing that all of the things that I could have done to move my workload to completion had been done. In over 17 years in this job, I have never had even one of those days. There is so much to do on so many cases that much goes undone each day. Even in the midst of time away from the office, thoughts will pop into my head about cases that have been lingering too long in my office. Guilt learned from 12 years in Catholic schools and a sizeable number of challenging cases make for a nasty combination. It would be a great thrill to walk into my office some morning to a clean desk to start on a brand new slate of cases. It isn’t going to happen.

B. The Lawyers. Some (fortunately, a small number) can be, simply put, jerks. Given the opportunity to be kind, considerate, fair and efficient or mean, rude, overreaching and sloppy, this small crowd will often choose the dark side. I have observed these types treating my staff poorly, being rude to jurors, their opponents and witnesses, and even being cruel to their own clients. At times, I wonder why they went into a service profession. I also have a low threshold of tolerance for niggling, despite the fact that this is the favorite sport of some lawyers.

C. Advising criminal defendants of their rights, pursuant to Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure, prior to accepting a guilty plea. I suppose that I have done this over a thousand times in the years that I have been on this job. This needs to be a meaningful and informational process for each defendant -– their rights, the penalties, the consequences of a plea, etc. can’t be rattled off in a rapid fire and rote way (as I suspect Miranda rights are done by some law enforcement officials out in field).

It is a constant challenge to explain what cross-examination is to a person with a 7th grade education, who is looking up at me with a frightened expression, and who is really more interested in knowing how long he is actually going to have to serve in the joint rather than hearing a detailed explication of the Sentencing Guidelines, the 5th and 6th Amendments to the United States Constitution, etc. To do this several times a week is one of the few repetitive and boring things about this job, but it also is one of the most important things, and sometimes I have to fight not being bored at these hearings.

D. Fact-intensive summary judgment issues. This occurs most often in the employment discrimination area, but summary judgment motions in all types of cases are more often the rule rather than the exception. It isn’t so difficult to know what the law is in a particular field (usually), but the determination of whether certain evidence is admissible, and if so, whether the evidence permits or precludes the entry of summary judgment, can be a tedious and time-consuming task. I would guess that an average summary judgment process takes between 40 and 60 hours of judge/law clerk time to plow through. It is not uncommon that the briefs and evidentiary materials in these cases constitute a two or three foot pile of paper. Rarely are facts not in dispute, and it can take a great deal of time to determine whether the disputed facts are material to the legal issues.

ScattergunE. Scattergun theories of recovery and defenses. As I write this section, I am taking a short break from preparing for an emergency preliminary injunction hearing on business interference dispute. The facts are not complex, but the complaint pleads 14 different theories, from Sherman and Clayton Act violation to state law negligent infliction of emotional distress. The adverse parties are two adoption “consultants.” The facts can probably be addressed in an hour or two. To do justice to 14 different legal theories and the multiple defenses they will spawn could mean that some of the adoptees will be adults before a ruling is issued. I have never been able to understand why a litigant needs a dozen theories when a couple will do nicely.

2.  How does federal judicial service compare to your pre-robescent expectations of it -- any big surprises?

I suppose that I thought the criminal side of the business constituted a bigger part of the work than it does. I think that is a common but mistaken view of many in U.S. Attorneys’ offices. I have learned that, in reality, it is really only a small fraction of the work. Also, perhaps because I was never a law clerk, I had a poorly developed sense of the vast array of types of civil cases that pass through here. District judges are the ultimate generalists. Even now, 18 years into this, I frequently encounter theories of recovery and defenses that are new to me.

Additionally, I thought I had some sense of the demands of the job, both in terms of the mental challenges and the length of time at work. I soon realized that my perception had only skimmed the surface. I have also been surprised to learn that those demands don’t diminish over time, and if anything, they have increased.

3.  You were appointed to the bench at the phenomenally young age of 37. (Curious UTR readers: To find out who was the youngest federal judge ever appointed, click here.) In this interview at How Appealing, Judge Frank Easterbrook, who became a federal judge at a similar age, stated, "My appointment came too soon... If it had been possible to plan a career, I would have stayed in the academy (practicing and consulting, say, 20% of my time) another 15 years or so."

Obviously, you can't kick an Article III appointment out of bed, and you don't look a presidential commission in the mouth. But if you had your druthers, would you have taken the bench later on in your legal career -- i.e., do you think that you were "too young" when you became a federal judge?

I did not come to this job as part of a plan. The opportunity arose at a particularly advantageous time, and I sought the job before really thinking about whether it was a job that I wanted to do for the remainder of my professional life. I hope that I was not too young from the perspective of the litigants, that is, not mature enough professionally to competently preside over the important issues presented. I would like to think not, but I leave the evaluation of that to the lawyers and litigants who passed through here.

The longer I do this job, the more that I appreciate that it is work that requires tremendous energy, interest and alertness to do it well. It is not a job to which one retires in the sunset of a legal career. These are working judgeships. Because my wife is an active trial lawyer, the experience of stress and anxiety of presenting a trial to a jury from a lawyer’s perspective is still fresh to me. There are similar drains on a trial judge, although not as intense for each trial, though the average judge tries many more cases each year than the average trial lawyer. Even among these trial experiences, a judge has to be on top of his/her game in dealing with motions in the hundreds of other cases sitting on the docket. There is no down time after one trial is finished. So, youthful energy and exuberance is not a bad thing for a federal district judge to possess.

But more to the point, if I could have known to a certainty that I would eventually be appointed to this job, I would have rather started the job nearer 50 than 37. I came to this job from 3 ½ years in perhaps the best and most fun job that a lawyer can have, United States Attorney. Besides the exciting, important and fun things that the U.S. Attorney’s Office was doing in this district, I was privileged to be involved with U.S. Attorneys from virtually every other district in the country as a member of the Attorney General’s Advisory Committee. I take pride in having served as a U.S. Attorney during the Reagan presidency. In my opinion, some of the finest lawyers in my generation served in that role during those 8 years. To list them all would constitute a who’s who list of the American legal profession. Your readers would recognize many of the names, such as Rudy Giuliani, Bill Weld, Frank Keating, Asa Hutchinson, Joe DiGenova, Dan Webb, Sarah Evans Barker, Bob Bonner, Tony Valukas, Jim Richmond, Larry Thompson, Jeff Sessions, and so on.

Anyway, that was great work. I would have liked to have done that for several more years before leaving, and the opportunity to do that type of work ended with this job. I also had hoped to do some things in private practice after leaving the U.S. Attorney’s Office to further my skills as a litigator, and, of course, to earn a little money. Frankly, I enjoyed the practice of law, being able to do things for clients that they could not accomplish on their own, the camaraderie of lawyers, the independence, getting to know your clients and their families, etc. I would have liked to resume that and more fully experience that world before moving on. So, I would have liked to start this job later in life in order to do those things. I originally intended to work at this job for about 5 years before deciding whether I wanted to continue to do it. That 5 years very quickly became 15, and by then, there is no looking back. But, I have no regrets about my choices, and I look forward to continuing to doing this work for another ten years.

4.  Based on your own experience as a federal judicial child prodigy, what secrets can you impart to us concerning how to become a federal judge at a ridiculously early age?

As for getting an appointment to a federal judgeship at a young age, it is really no different than being appointed later in life. The secret is to be at the right place at the right time. It is no harder than that. Of course, the trick is that no one can know in advance where the right place is, or what the right time will be, so you have to make some very good guesses and be very, very lucky.

The circumstances of my appointment were extremely fortuitous, and are probably not an exemplar for anyone else. Had it not been for the help of some very kind friends and public officials, I would probably be sitting in a tiny law office right now, preparing interrogatories instead of answering your questions.

During 1986, two of our district judges took senior status within several weeks of each other. Prior to Sarah Evans Barker’s appointment as district judge in 1984, the last Republican appointment in our district had been in 1954, so I figured that if I might ever want to do it, this was probably the best, and perhaps only, time to try. Besides, as U.S. Attorney, I did not have a client base that would scatter if signs of my interest in a judgeship surfaced. I suspect, too, that when a U.S. Attorney is in the hunt for a federal judgeship, it may discourage other potential applicants.

At that time, the Senators from Indiana (Lugar and Quayle) had an elaborate merit selection process in place to develop potential nominees to send to the White House. The entire process from submission of an application to the Merit Selection Commission to appointment took about 18 months, the longest 18 months of my life. I was among the last nominees to be considered by the Senate Judiciary Committee and the Senate before the Robert Bork Supreme Court nomination was to be taken up in the fall of 1987. I considered myself lucky to get finished with the process when I did. It was a walk in the park compared with the current judicial nomination environment, but it was more anxiety for me than trying cases.

As for aspiring federal district judges, regardless of their ages, there are certain patterns in background experiences that seem to be common in lawyers who are eventually appointed. Here are the ones that come quickly to my mind: experience in litigation; service in the state judiciary or as a federal Magistrate Judge; service as a U.S. Attorney, AUSA, Attorney General or state court prosecutor; some political affiliation and involvement (but not as a political terrorist); some active involvement in a bar association, especially committee work that accomplishes projects for the community good; some active involvement in community affairs. It helps to have a combination of several of these experiences.

Although I don’t have any statistical evidence to back this up, I suspect that a fairly large percentage of federal judges served as federal law clerks upon graduating from law school. Of course, even though a federal judicial clerkship is not a certain step to taking over the judges’ job, I think there can be no better experience for someone who ultimately serves in this job. It certainly gives the clerk a very good insight into the variety and demands of the job.

If I could make one suggestion to a person who is interested in becoming a federal judge, it is this: make certain that your financial needs don’t prevent you from working at the modest wages that most public service jobs pay. You need to be able to commit yourself to working on projects that may not pay well for a period of your career so that you can have the type of experience that will get you noticed when judicial appointments are available. If your lifestyle demands an ever increasing income to keep your bills current, you will be unable to endure the financial sacrifices that public service requires. I am not suggesting that it is wrong to make a lot of money. However, needing a lot of money will make it difficult to be involved in the types of things that can result in a federal judgeship. If you become a judge, your income growth will be relatively flat, so you need to be able to live comfortably with that limitation.

Dollar_35.  Speaking of finances, federal district judges currently earn $158,100 a year, which might seem like major ducats to an average American. Compared to what these brilliant legal minds could make in private practice, however, it's chump change -- less than what a judge's clerk might make in her first year of post-clerkship practice at a big law firm. Do you believe that federal judicial salaries are too low?

It is easy to make the argument that federal judicial salaries are too low, but it is pretty hard to make it persuasively enough to create a public outcry for an pay hike. To the average worker, our salary would be a life’s dream. But anyone knowledgeable about the legal profession understands that the work performed by federal judges, if done in the private sector, would yield a much larger amount of revenue. Similarly, the legal profession recognizes that many talented lawyers simply aren’t able to seek federal judicial appointments because of the financial demands of supporting a family. But there are other benefits and amenities associated with this work that are not found in the private sector, such as the tenure, the lack of client development, bill collection, offices expenses, etc. that make it enough different so that a direct correlation to the practice of law is not realistic. I don’t know that there is an exact way to discount for these differences.

Several Presidential commissions in recent decades have recommended sizeable pay increases for federal judges, and they have made the case for a pay raise with far more information than I could muster. I recall reading somewhere that a good measure of comparison would be to peg judicial salaries at the average for law school deans at top tier law schools. (I would, though, like summers off and sabbaticals, too.) I don’t think much will ever change in this regard as long as our salaries are linked to Congressional pay. I am sure that there are some in Congress who would point out that even if our pay was frozen at this level for years to come, there would still be lawyers standing in line for these jobs when openings occur. That is true, but I don’t think the public is well served if the people who aspire to this job are ones for whom this employment would constitute a pay raise, if the best people for these jobs do not seek them because of the expenses of raising a family or if judges’ pay does not match the rising cost of living.

When I was first appointed to this job, the salary was $89,500/year, which was actually a big jump over the preceding year in which the salary was $75,100/year. So, the current pay is a living wage for me, especially since my wife is employed and we do not have children. But many of my colleagues face much greater financial demands than we do.

6.  A clerkship with a federal judge is a highly coveted post -- and deservedly so. What qualities do you look for when hiring your law clerks, and how do you conduct your clerk hiring process?

I usually receive several hundred applications for each clerkship opening. With that number of applicants, it is impossible to give a detailed scrutiny to each one. There is no precise formula that I use in the culling process, but these are the principal things I look for:

An ideal law clerk candidate is very bright, usually from the top 5 % of a good law school. Some real-world legal experience is helpful, such as work as a summer associate at a law firm or a summer internship, preferably doing work which involved a heavy dose of legal research and writing. I prefer to receive a writing sample from the applicant’s work experience. That type of writing sample will tell me much more about how the applicant writes under the pressure of actual facts and deadline pressures than anything written at law school. Law school research papers, moot court briefs or law review notes may be interesting, but they aren’t much help to me in determining how a person might wright in the court environment.

Most importantly, a clerk needs to be a very good writer coming into the job. His/her writing skills will improve, but if they are not fundamentally good legal writers to begin with, this is not the place to try to learn. There is not enough time during a clerkship to start from scratch in learning how to write, or to unlearn bad skills. The writing sample submitted with an application should be clear, concise, complete and correct, and achieving those things should be the objective of each draft while clerking.

Beyond the academic and work achievements, and the research and writing skills, I look for what could be called the “intangibles,” which are best described as a willingness to work remarkably hard and long to get the job done, good common sense and a compatibility with me and the others in the office. In a work unit this small, if one of us doesn’t mesh well with the others, the atmosphere can sour quickly, and productivity is shot. To get a good perspective on this, my law clerks and my assistant also interview the individuals I am considering for a clerkship. I value their views on the candidates.

One of the happy, yet frustrating, things about the clerk hiring process is that many, many of the applicants have all of these qualities, and I can only hire one of them during each hiring cycle. Most of the applicants are recent law school graduates but each year I receive several applications from lawyers in practice who are seeking a transition from practice to something else. I usually interview between 5 and 10 applicants. Most every person I interview could do the work well and fit into the office.

I have one career clerk, who has been with me for over seven years. The other position is ordinarily for a term of one or two years, although I have had clerks for longer and shorter periods.

I am attempting to adhere to the hiring schedule and procedures that are the product of a judges’ committee to standardize the schedule throughout the country. The schedule and requirements of the Law Clerk Hiring Plan for 2005 & 2006 are posted here. I post my hiring information on the Federal Law Clerk Information System (“FLCIS”) website, which can be found here.

7.  Former clerks of yours contacted by A3G raved about their fabulous clerkship experiences with you, giving you props for being "an extremely nice and easy-going person," with "a great sense of humor." How would you describe your relationship with your clerks, both during and after the clerkship?

JudgeandclerkDuring: Law clerks are my legal advisors, and sort of my eyes and ears to the real world. At the early stages of a case, there is only time for me to get a tree top view of the legal issues, or to do a quick read of voluminous deposition transcripts and documents. I rarely have the time to do detailed research from scratch on legal issues. I need to have law clerks who dig through every piece of paper in the file, to conduct thorough research, independent from the briefs submitted by counsel, to emphasize for me the things I really need to know about the facts and the law to make an informed decision. I suppose that the role of a law clerk is comparable to that of an associate in a law firm working with a partner on a project. We work as a team in trying to find the best solutions to the cases before the court.

The focus of what we do is on the particular cases that need to be decided and the issues presented by them. Of course, the bulk of the work is research and writing. However, there are some opportunities to observe oral arguments and witness testimony. Naturally, we will occasionally have informal discussions about what goes on behind the scene in a trial, such as why lawyers took certain approaches in their presentations or why witnesses testified as they did. A clerkship won’t teach a young lawyer everything he/she needs to know about litigation to become a capable litigator, but it would be difficult to leave a clerkship without some significant insight into the litigation process. Regardless of the area of law that the clerk goes into, I hope they leave a clerkship with me with a useful sense of how and why difficult decisions are made in litigation.

A clerkship revolves around the work, but by working so closely, we get to know each other reasonably well as individuals. We have lunch together occasionally and have “special events” from time to time. For example, we had a case recently which involved a trademark issue regarding certain automobile models that were manufactured in Indiana during the early years of automobiles. At about the same time, the Indiana State Museum featured a display of several of these antique automobiles so the staff and I visited the exhibit to see several Auburns, a Stutz Bearcat, etc. I would feel that a clerkship went well if the clerk left feeling that he/she worked hard, learned something about litigation and had some fun along the way.

After: The shared experiences bring us together, just as when you try a series of cases with a co-counsel. In some sense, it has been the two of us against the world, and that creates some bond that will last, hopefully, a lifetime. We have office reunions from time to time, although I have fallen a little behind in scheduling those in the last several years. Former clerks often drop into the office when they are nearby. I also meet former clerks individually for lunch from time to time, at least the ones who have remained in central Indiana, and I often look up those who have moved elsewhere when I get to their cities. We also keep in touch through email, telephone and the occasional card. I consider them to be a good friends, advisors and a resource/contact for me, and, I hope, that they consider me in the same way. I am always delighted to hear about their career interests and more personal matters like the growth of their families.

8. In 1994, you participated in a conference sponsored by the Indianapolis Bar Association examining bench-bar relations, lawyers' frustrations with judges, and judges' frustrations with lawyers. Some of the findings and recommendations from the conference appeared in a very interesting and insightful memorandum from you that was published in The Indiana Lawyer on December 14, 1994. In the memorandum, you noted concerns expressed at the conference concerning improper ex parte contacts between lawyers and judges. But you also reported, in the same memorandum, the view of some conference participants that "[j]udges should work to be more open and friendly toward lawyers, both in public and in court."

Some federal judges socialize a great deal with lawyers outside the courtroom, occasionally coming close to -- or arguably crossing -- the line of improper ex parte contact. Other federal judges take a stricter view and avoid interacting with lawyers outside the courtroom, sometimes to the point where they are regarded as cold or unfriendly by members of the bar.

What are your own views on bench-bar relations and appropriate lawyer-judge interactions outside the courtroom? On a related note, do you find your lofty perch as an exalted federal judge to be somewhat isolating? And if so, do you have any suggestions or recommendations concerning how to address this problem, within the constraints supplied by judicial ethics?

The friends I spend the most time with now are pretty much the same people I spent time with before I got this job, and with few exceptions, they are not lawyers. Even among the exceptions, they are generally not lawyers that I have dealt with as lawyers, they are friends who happen to be lawyers. For example, my wife and I have dinner two or three times a month with a couple, one of whom has been with the Department of Justice for the last 4 years. We met when we were both in college and have remained friends since. She is a, of course, a lawyer, but it has no bearing on our friendship. We have plenty to talk about that has nothing to do with law or cases.

The job of being a judge is by nature somewhat isolating. I think the average person hesitates to approach a judge, and the average lawyer is even more reluctant to do so. For better or worse, people just don’t drop in to see federal judges. The courthouse is, at most times, a quiet, almost library-like place. Maybe it is the body-cavity/MRI/bomb-sniffing-dog security searches conducted upon entry to this building that keeps people away in droves? For whatever reason, becoming a federal judge does not expand one’s social interaction opportunities. People also treat you differently when they learn you are a judge. It is odd to see how conversations change when I am introduced in a social setting as a judge. Even among state court judges, the presence of a federal judge often is the occasion of a some notice.

Despite rumors to the contrary, judges are ordinary men and women. Yet, it is difficult for most folks to see us that way. We are treated a little like priests, ministers or rabbis–as though because of the role we play in the legal profession, we are viewed as being “on duty” at all times. When one of my colleagues, an avid golfer (Gene E. Brooks, in whose memory the famed " Brooks Cup” is named–see below) retired a few years back, he remarked “Damn, now I have to buy a putter” alluding to the fact that a judge playing golf with lawyers is generally conceded many putts.

I don’t know what the best solution to the isolation of judges is. I certainly don’t subscribe to the view that judges should be treated as if they know the secret to walking on water, but I do think that the institution of judging is entitled to due regard. It is a difficult mix to get it just right, so that too much smoke is not blown up judges’ robes, yet so that they can be treated as reasonably normal people when they are not in the judicial arena.

I try to be cordial with all lawyers, both in the courtroom and out. One phenomenon of the business, though, makes for some odd situations, and that is this: there are just 5 Article III judges in this district, and probably 10, 000 or so lawyers. Many, if not most, of the lawyers recognize us. But the chances of us recognizing or remembering more than a few hundred of them is slim. My ability to recognize lawyers I pass on the streets has also diminished with the advent of continuous casual days. A few years ago, if I saw someone on the street wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase, about 90% of the time, it was a safe bet that the person was a lawyer. Today, many lawyers have their data in a Palm Pilot or BlackBerry, and are wearing golf shirts and slacks (or the female equivalents.) As a result, I try to make it a point to say hello to everyone on the street with whom I make contact. (We may need to think about putting a “lawyer suit” requirement into the Rules of Professional Conduct, for ease of identification).

There are no perfect answers to your questions, but I think judges ought to attend bar functions and CLE programs as their schedules permit. I think it is important for judges to interact with lawyers in those settings, and to be cordial to all lawyers, whether they practice in federal court, whether they are generally represent plaintiffs or defendants, and so on. Lawyers and judges should be able to have a meal together, but they should not buy each other’s meals. It is a mistake to talk about pending cases, and if you talk about closed cases, a judge shouldn’t say anything to a lawyer from one side of the case that he/she wouldn’t say to the lawyer who was on the other side. I think it is a good thing that lawyers and judges come into contact in social settings but I don’t think that a judge should be invited to a lawyer’s social gathering simply because he/she is a judge.

Computer_animated9.  You have been actively involved in the area of courtroom technology, serving on several committees that have examined ways to integrate technology into the courts. Your own high-tech courtroom features a fully integrated Video Evidence Presentation System, which attorneys can use to make presentations and to share exhibits with the judge, jury, and opposing counsel. What are your thoughts on how technology is affecting the practice of law, both with respect to courtroom practice and also more generally?

I could be described as a “burn-out” on technology issues. After spending at least a dozen years on technology issues in this court and on the Judicial Conference committee which was then known as the Committee on Automation and Technology and related groups in the 80's and 90's, I have tried to drop out of that world to become simply a happy user of these advances. So I hope you are not disappointed that I do not pretend to be an advocate of the cutting edge of technology and the law.

With respect to courtroom technology, the technological ability to present documents digitally, to use video and audio enhancements to present evidence and other media can make for more efficient and effective presentations. Some lawyers understand how to best use these emerging media. Others get lost in the details. The important thing to remember is that the heart of advocacy is communication, and that the media ought to be used to further the quality and effectiveness of that communication, not to merely increase the quantity of it. You used to see lawyers (or more accurately, their paralegal) rolling their carts overloaded with banker’s boxes of documents into courtrooms. Now they come with a laptop and a couple of CD’s or a flash drive. But in the end, what will turn the tide in a case is usually a handful of documents rather than a banker’s box full of them. The really good lawyers focus their presentations on the key documents, and understand that the weight of the evidence is the importance of it, not the tonnage.

More generally, technological advances allow all of us in the law business to do more things and to do them faster. Years ago, only the mega-firms with associates chained to their desks through the night could crank out 30-page briefs overnight. Now, even a solo practitioner can do that, with Westlaw/Lexis, word processing, etc.

At times, I wonder, though, whether the ability to do more, and to do it more quickly has improved the quality of the practice of law, and I am pretty much in the camp of those who doubt that it has improved the quality of life in the practice of law. We are all tied to our cell phones, BlackBerrys, laptops, etc., even when on vacation. The business of law thrived for a long time without these eternal umbilical cords. I wonder if the 24/7 links to the work world are an improvement. When attached as exhibits to pleadings and motions, I see emails and faxes that are rifled back and forth between lawyers at the speed of light, and I think that often, things get written in those rocket missives that would not be said in a phone call (and I don’t mean a voice mail), or a face-to-face meeting, or which might be re-written and toned down if the author would wait for the ink to dry before sending something like that to an opponent. There is a lot to be said for letting a disagreement cool down for a little while before thinking about tossing a Molotov cocktail into your opponent’s office. I can only imagine what is written and said among lawyers that never comes to my attention. Most of all, I think we all need to keep in mind that the lawyers we deal with are fellow professionals and should be treated accordingly. Also, because we all have many different cases to deal with at any one time, we all should allow for a reasonable amount of time to respond before moving forward with action. Finally, everybody needs down time, away from the stress of this business, to keep recharging the batteries which power us to keep moving on.

One area of law in which the speed and volume of litigation seems to have overtaken the ability to reason through problems is patent law. Because the life of a company (or several companies) can depend on a patent, those cases are staffed like professional hockey teams, with lines of attorneys coming on and off the playing surface simultaneously. Sometimes it seems like you can’t finish reading a moving brief before the response and reply briefs are filed.

So, I guess you can conclude that I am not sold on the idea that more and faster is always better. This is a profession after all, not a production line.

I also am somewhat opposed to the concept of publishing, even electronically, virtually everything that is written by federal district judges and magistrate judges, as you can see from this footnote that I place in each entry I issue that I do not want published: “This Entry is a matter of public record and may be made available to the public on the court’s web site, but it is not intended for commercial publication either electronically or in paper form. Although the ruling or rulings in this Entry will govern the case presently before this court, this court does not consider the discussion in this Entry to be sufficiently novel or instructive to justify commercial publication or the subsequent citation of it in other proceedings.” (By the way, I recognize that my footnote is useless because Westlaw and Lexis download all of the decisions from the court website and put them in their databases despite the footnote. I include it as a matter of principle, and to remind lawyers that the decision has no precedential value.)

I understand why Westlaw and Lexis scoop up everything written by any judge anywhere into their databases. It is simple: the bigger the information pool, the longer the users’ are online searching for supportive cases, the larger the bill. I also understand why lawyers desire to have the most recent decisions and cases decided by the judge before whom they are appearing. But law is not made in district courts. District court decisions have no binding precedential value, not even in the very court in which they were decided. I don’t think lawyers should spend so much time digging through district court decisions. Because Westlaw and Lexis are constantly expanding their collections of district court decisions, the temptation to spend hour after hour reading through these decisions is overwhelming. But it costs a lot of lawyer time and client money, and for little benefit.

I also recently noticed what I consider a misuse of electronic publishing in one of my cases. One of the parties submitted what appeared to be an uncontroversial request for a stay pending a decision to be made by the Multidistrict Litigation Panel. I signed the proposed order granting the stay without giving it much consideration. It was essentially a simple, one line order indicating “stay granted.” The opposing lawyer promptly filed a motion to reconsider indicating that the stay was actually quite controverted. In the meantime, the lawyer for the party who obtained the one-line stay order must have sent it to Westlaw and it was placed in the electronic data base. There are similar cases pending throughout the country, and I presume that lawyers who obtained the stay are submitting a Westlaw cite to it in other cases for the same client. However, after looking at the details of the issue on reconsideration, I vacated the stay and remanded the case to state court. The stay should not have been granted in the first place, and I would never have sent such a routine order for publication. However, it remains in the Westlaw database with no guaranty that it will be linked with the subsequent vacation of the stay. I strongly support the public’s right to know what happens in litigation but I am not pleased with the distorted view that can result from situations like this. If it were up to me (and I realize that it is not), the matters to be published from district court rulings would be few in number, and would be published only with the permission of the issuing judge.

10. Judge Tinder, you know the drill -- please give us the inside scoop on your magnificent judicial robes!

Actually, I prefer to not wear a robe even in hearings, unless one of the parties is present in person for the argument or hearing. But if non-lawyers are likely to be in the courtroom, I always wear a robe. I think members of the non-lawyer public would be confused if I did not wear a robe in the courtroom.

I have 2 and ½ robes. Two of them were manufactured by Collegiate Cap & Gown. The robe I wear the most is a light weight polyester-type material, and you could call it my working robe. I bought this to have something that wouldn’t be too warm in the courtroom. As you might guess, it can be a little difficult to maintain a constant and comfortable temperature in a century old courthouse. Comfort is the key to being able to outlast the lawyers during a court session. One of the secrets of judging that I learned by trial-and-error is that the sleeves of the robe need to fit in a way that does not interfere with note taking (or today, the use of a computer keyboard.) The first robe I had (which I will describe below) has very large, floppy sleeves. The sleeves look fine while I am sitting or standing, but when I tried to take notes in this robe, my arm would get trapped by the bulky sleeves. That trial career of that robe did not last long.

The first robe I obtained could be described as a ceremonial robe. It was presented to me by the Indiana State Bar Association when I started this job (that is a custom of the bar association.) It is a heavy material (wool, I assume) and has the large sleeves described above. While it looks good in a ceremony or for a “photo op,” it is about as warm as wearing a down comforter in the courtroom. The use of this robe is reserved for non-litigation ceremonial purposes, and it only comes out of the closet about half a dozen times a year.

The half robe is shared with our Chief Judge, Larry McKinney. Both he and I also work in the Terre Haute division of the court, about a 70 mile drive from Indianapolis. We bought an inexpensive robe together to keep there so that we wouldn’t have to carry one back and forth. Our Chief claims to be taller than me, and he is, but not as much taller as he thinks he is. We bought a size that fits him, so it is a little big on me, but not as big as our Chief thinks it is. We are never in that division at the same time, so we never have to fight over the use of it.

By the way, our Chief is one of the truly naturally amusing people of the world. I would describe him as sort of a cross between Garrison Keillor and Dave Letterman. I mention that because it is very difficult to ever get the better of him when trading jokes. However, this shared robe was my only opportunity to pull one over on him. (I hope that he never reads this blog to discover this.) It was my job to purchase this robe. Well knowing that Larry is a Presbyterian, I purchased it at a Catholic supply store. Actually, it is not a judicial robe at all, it is a choir robe! I don’t know who the manufacturer is. Whenever I hear that our Chief will be trying a case in Terre Haute, I smile. The thought of a Presbyterian wearing a Catholic choir robe for several days at a time is my small effort at missionary work. Of course, I suspect that he is also amused when he hears about me trying cases there, thinking that I will be swimming around the courtroom in robe ten sizes too big.

I try to remember to have my working robe dry cleaned about twice a year. If I forget, my helpful staff is not shy about reminding me that I am overdue by holding their noses when passing by the bench. The ceremonial robe gets cleaned about every other year. If the shared Terre Haute robe has ever been cleaned, it was done without my knowledge.

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Dee-lightful!  And the best is yet to come. The next post will feature answers to these exciting questions:

--Where does Judge Tinder buy his neckties?

--Judge Tinder has partied backstage with which musical group?

--Is there any truth to the rumors of Judge Tinder's checkered frat boy past?

So tune in next week -- same blog time, some blog channel -- to get the 411!

Not fond of wearing thongs (they are a necessary evil),

Article III Groupie

* You can speculate to your heart's content concerning A3G's identity, and A3G will confirm or deny nothing (other than to refer you back to her blogger bio). But let the record reflect this one indisputable fact: A3G is not a fatty!!!

** For the second season of Project Runway (if there is one), A3G suggests this new challenge: have the contestants design a judge's robe! The competitors in the first season produced some magnificent makeovers of the frump-tastic U.S. Postal Service uniform. Imagine what they could do with judicial robes! (A reminder to the contestants: please avoid this design concept, which is already taken.)

December 06, 2004

Questions Presented: A3G's Next Guest!

Gavel3As you can tell from her shameless gavel-banging at the end of the post, Article III Groupie was very proud of how her interview with Judge Gettleman turned out. She was also pleased with the interview's warm reception throughout the blogosphere.

In addition to the kind mentions on other blogs, A3G also received reader mail praising the interview -- as well as the attractiveness of Judge Gettleman's chambers staff:

"The recent interview is decidedly kickass. Way to go!"

"What a great interview."

"'Win a Date With One of ... Judge Gettleman's law clerks?'  Maybe that should be your contest (assuming you're adhering to stare decisis regarding your decision not to do 'Win a Date With Article III Groupie'), 'cause they look cute!"

"I enjoyed the interview with Judge Gettleman . . . Looking at the picture [of him with his law clerks], I was reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine thought the coffee shop they frequented was only hiring buxom women..."

Article III Groupie thanks her readers for the fan mail (and apologizes for any comments that might be deemed politically incorrect). She must also thank Judge Gettleman one more time for being such a wonderful interviewee.

For her next interview, A3G will be staying in the Midwest, just driving down I-65 from Chicago to Indianapolis. Her third guest for "Questions Presented" is a federal judicial wunderkind, who attained the bench at the tender age of 37: the Honorable John D. Tinder, of the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Indiana!

Article III Groupie is absolutely thrilled to be interviewing Judge Tinder! As several of you have so kindly done in the past, please e-mail her with any suggested interview questions or topics.

Wondering whether she should have become a journalist or a writer, instead of a lawyer,

Article III Groupie

November 30, 2004

Questions Presented: Judge Robert W. Gettleman!!!

Rgofficial_2Article III Groupie proudly presents the latest installment in her Questions Presented series, an interview with a super-fabulous jurist: Judge Robert W. Gettleman, of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Illinois!

Judge Gettleman was born in 1943 in Atlantic City, New Jersey.  He moved with his family to Miami, Florida, where his father owned a boat yard (and where Judge Gettleman developed his love of fishing). Judge Gettleman received his undergraduate degree from Boston University in 1965 and his law degree from Northwestern University School of Law in 1968 -- both with honors, of course.  He then began his legal career as so many federal judicial celebrities do, by serving as a law clerk.  Judge Gettleman clerked on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit, for Chief Judge Latham Castle and then for Chief Judge Luther Swygert.

After his clerkships, in 1970 Judge Gettleman joined the law firm of D'Ancona & Pflaum as an associate in the litigation department.  In 1974, four short years later, he made partner.  During his 24-year career as a litigator, in addition to successfully representing major corporations in commercial cases, he also litigated several landmark disability rights cases.

The rest, dear readers, is history.  In October 1994, he assumed the bench as a district court judge for the Northern District of Illinois.  Judge Gettleman recently celebrated his tenth judicial anniversary.

Now, on to the main event!  (Per UTR standard procedure, A3G's questions appear below in italics, and Judge Gettleman's answers follow in ordinary roman type.)

1.  What are the best and worst parts of being a district court judge?

The Top Ten Best Parts of Being a District Court Judge (in no particular order):

(1) No partners, clients, opposing counsel or judges to hassle you.
(2) The interaction with lawyers, litigants, jurors and witnesses in the courtroom.
(3) Learning something new almost every day.
(4) I look good in black.
(5) The collegiality of chambers and interactions with my colleagues on the court.
(6) Reading those delightful opinions from the court of appeals and learning from my (many) mistakes.
(7) Waking up every morning and looking forward to spending the day trying to just do the right thing.
(8) That great free parking space in the heart of the Loop.
(9) Never having to fire anyone.
(10) Humongous office with all the trimmings.
(11) Being able to make decisions on my own.
(12) Being able to list twelve “Best Parts” of the “Top Ten.”

The Top Ten Worst Parts of Being a District Court Judge (in no particular order):

(1) Reading those delightful opinions from the court of appeals and learning from my (many) mistakes.
(2) The meager judicial salary.
(3) Dismissing cases (especially pro se cases) filed by well-meaning people who sincerely believe they have been aggrieved.
(4) Sentencing (almost) anyone to prison, especially immigrant defendants who were raised in the United States but did not become citizens, knowing that they will be deported afterwards to a country to which they are strangers.
(5) Sitting through long, tedious jury trials where I have little to do but look judicial.
(6) Hearing lawyers complain about other lawyers.
(7) Motivating myself to tackle that patent case with the cross-motions for summary judgment, requiring the construction of 17 independent and 37 dependent claims.
(8) Denying what might be a colorable habeas corpus petition because it is procedurally barred.
(9) Reading briefs with grammatical and typographical errors, and briefs that are far too long and uninteresting.
(10) I can’t think of a 10th “worst part.”

2.  On the subject of collegiality and interactions with your judicial colleagues, district judges usually work by themselves.  Sure, they have help from law clerks and secretaries, but they (generally) don't sit on panels with two or more other judges, like circuit judges do.  Do you find having the freedom to decide cases on your own, i.e., without having to secure the votes of other judges, empowering or isolating?  Also, what opportunities do you have as a district judge to interact with your colleagues or to develop collegiality, given that you decide cases on your own, with your individual courtroom as your personal fiefdom?

I believe that most trial judges would agree that the freedom to decide cases on our own is more empowering than isolating. First, we are not really alone in making these decisions. We have the attorneys arguing their respective cases and our law clerks to help us. Of course, the final decision rests with the judge, and that is why we are here. Judges are in the decision business. Judges who have trouble making decisions should find some other line of work.

On this court, I have a fair amount of interaction with my colleagues. We have monthly meetings and weekly gatherings for coffee and lunch. Although not all judges attend these weekly get-togethers, they provide an invaluable opportunity to discuss cases and other matters of mutual concern. I have a great group of colleagues, and value my relationship and time with them.

3.  Would you ever want to serve as a circuit court judge? Also, do you agree with the theory that differences in temperament and personality may make some people better suited to be trial judges, and other people better suited to be appellate judges?

If I had a choice to be a district or circuit court judge (I don’t) I would definitely choose the former. I very much enjoy the interaction with people who come before this court, and don’t think I would be nearly as happy reading briefs and writing opinions only. It would be nice, however, to be able to sit on our court of appeals occasionally; unfortunately, the Seventh Circuit does not have visiting judges of any kind and, unlike most of my district court colleagues around the country, the judges on the district courts of the Seventh Circuit do not sit on the court of appeals as visiting judges. I think this is unfortunate.

To answer your second question, I think some people are better suited to be trial judges and others to be appellate judges. Speaking for myself, I enjoy the action of the courtroom, as well as case management, settlement conferences, and writing opinions. It is the mix and variety that make this job so special.

4.  In your pre-robescent legal life, you spent almost 25 years litigating major commercial and pro bono cases.  As noted in a 1996 article about you in the Chicago Lawyer, you prevailed in "the great fight over Dorothy and Toto," successfully representing the Bradford Exchange and MGM Studios in major copyright litigation.  As noted in a 1997 profile of you that appeared in the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin, on the pro bono side, you successfully litigated "the landmark 1988 case that resulted in the Chicago Transit Authority being ordered to buy buses with wheelchair lifts for the disabled -- before the federal Americans with Disabilities Act was passed." These are, of course, just two highlights in your phenomenally successful career as a litigator. Do you miss the practice of law and being able to serve as an advocate, as opposed to an impartial arbiter of disputes?

Surprisingly, I do not miss practicing law. Although I am sometimes frustrated when I see things happen in the courtroom that I find incompetent or mystifying, and have to stop myself from jumping in to argue a point, object, or ask a follow-up question, the great majority of time in the actual practice of law is not in the courtroom or other adversarial proceedings such as depositions. It is at the office, where the pressures of the “business of law” and the consequent unpleasant tasks one is required to perform -- especially as one gains seniority within a firm -- are things I am happy to leave behind. Once you get over the huge difference between deciding which side has the correct argument, rather than merely advocating your client’s position, the role of adjudicator is far more comfortable and pleasant than that of an advocate.

5.  You argued a major ERISA case, Nachman Corp. v. Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp., 446 U.S. 359 (1980), in the Supreme Court. What was it like to argue before the Court, those nine judicial deities unto whom we offer burnt sacrifices of fatlings?

Arguing any case before the Supreme Court is a real kick. You tend to spend much more time than needed preparing for what in essence is nothing more than an appellate argument in any court. At first, it is quite startling to see the nine justices who, as you say, we regard as “judicial deities” walk through the curtains and take their seats at the bench. The podium that the lawyer stands at is quite close to the bench, and there is almost an intimate feeling while arguing the case -- certainly more so than, say, in the Seventh Circuit where the podium is a fair distance from the bench. I enjoyed the experience a great deal, and just wish that I had gotten one more vote.

6.  Like so many great federal judges, you started off your legal career as a law clerk.  From June 1968 to July 1970, you clerked for Judge Latham Castle and for Judge Luther Swygert, both of the Seventh Circuit. What was it like to clerk for two different judges on the same court? And do you have any recommendations or advice for people considering doing a judicial clerkship?

Actually, I began my clerkship career as what was then the first and only staff law clerk for the Seventh Circuit. I was hired by Judge Swygert, with whom I became very close and remained so until he passed away. That job lasted for less than three months, when Judge Castle became Chief Judge and asked me to be his law clerk. In those days, court of appeals judges had at most two law clerks, and Judge Castle had a permanent clerk that helped him with the administrative duties; I was the only law clerk drafting opinions and working on cases. It was a great introduction to the practical side of the law, and it led to my clerkship with Judge Swygert when he became Chief. Luther Swygert was somewhat of a rebel. He was also a drinking buddy, personal confidant, and an endless source of great stories and empathy.

My advice to any young lawyer is to seek the best clerkship you can get and devote yourself to it. You will learn more in the year or two you spend as a law clerk to any judge than you will in the previous three years in law school or the next five years in practice if you put your mind to it.

7.  What qualities do you look for when hiring your law clerks, how do you conduct your clerk hiring process, and how would you describe your relationship with your clerks, both during and after the clerkship?

Obviously, I begin by looking for achievement both academically and personally. I do not let my law clerks make “cuts” in the resumes we get, which number approximately 400 for each open position. I do this myself, and because most of the applicants are incredibly competent (the judges around here joke that we are not qualified to be our own law clerks), I look for something unusual or special in their resume that catches my attention. I can’t even tell you what it is, but working for not-for-profits or public interest groups, unusual outside interests, or an unusually concise, well written cover letter may get my attention. Obviously, any personal recommendation from someone I know and trust means a lot as well. I narrow the choices down to about eight candidates, interview them, and make a decision. I do not require an applicant to make a decision immediately upon getting an offer, since I think that is unfair to the applicant as well as other judges who may intend to interview the applicant. I should mention that I have one permanent law clerk, who practiced with me before I went on the bench, and hire my other law clerk once every other year.

Rgwclerks_2 We have a very informal, relaxed atmosphere in chambers with everyone. One of the great things about being a federal judge on this court is that we are able to work at a pace in which we can be comfortable with the quality of our product and enjoy the working relationships that we develop. I often eat lunch in chambers with my clerks, where we have a chance to discuss not just our work but anything else that comes to mind. I can honestly say that the young people who have rotated through this chambers are among the finest group of people I have met and worked with in my life. It is a privilege to be able to see them at the beginning of their careers and to follow them as they achieve their goals after they leave.

8. Judge Gettleman, A3G would be remiss in her duties as chief arbiter of federal judicial fashion if she didn't "get all up in your robe business."

(a) Who are you wearing?
(b) Do your robes come in different styles?
(c) How many robes do you own?
(d) Do judges have to pay for their robes -- or is federal judicial service like working at McDonald's, where the uniform comes with the job?
(e) Are there any other details you'd like to share about your robes?

I am afraid that getting “under my robe” won’t be nearly as interesting as your interview with Judge Wardlaw. I have only two robes, both black and made by Murphy Robes of Chicago. The one I wear every day was given to me by two of my closest friends with whom I practiced law at my former law firm. It is a standard judicial robe and is beginning to fall apart after ten years. I have another, fancier robe that was given to me by Seymour Simon, a former Justice of the Illinois Supreme Court and one of my heroes. Seymour and I got to know each other as opposing counsel in some major litigation just preceding my appointment to the bench, and he honored me by giving me his old robe which has his name on the label. I wear this only on special occasions. Seymour turned 90 this summer and still practices, and I hope he gets to see me wearing his robe for many years to come.

9.  The other day A3G was thinking (yes, she does that from time to time): Unfortunately for them, federal judges don't get to show off all their great outfits, seeing as they're hidden under their robes. Do you miss the opportunity to strut your stuff in a beautifully tailored business suit? And how would you describe your tastes in non-robescent clothing and your overall fashion sensibility?

I am rather pedestrian in my taste of clothes. I wear (old) jackets and slacks to work most days. I have them custom made in Hong Kong by an outfit called Medos. All I do is choose the color and fabric, write a check, and about three weeks later they arrive. I have a wardrobe filled with suits I ordered before taking the bench which I almost never wear (weddings, etc.). I wear comfortable, ugly walking shoes to work, and all my ties are gifts, mostly from my wife (I have lousy taste in ties).

Judges’ tastes in working dress vary a great deal. I notice that some of my male colleagues still wear suits (bad habits from their former lives?), and some, like me, dress more casually. But unlike lawyers these days, we all seem to wear ties during the day, whether in chambers or on the bench -- which is more than I can say for lawyers in practice, who are, in my opinion, under-dressed for their professional roles. All I can surmise is that their clients must be similarly attired, an obvious sign of the decline of civilization as we know it.

10. Do you have a gavel? If not, why not? If so, do you enjoy banging your gavel?

Hmm, that last question came out sounding a little risque, so counsel will rephrase. Do you get a thrill from banging your metaphorical gavel, i.e., from reveling in your exalted federal judicial status? And is judicial title-dropping useful in snaring hard-to-get restaurant reservations?

I do have a gavel. We are all given gavels inscribed with our names on them when we are inducted onto the bench. I keep it with me on the bench, but it is actually my courtroom deputy who gavels the beginning of our court sessions, using an old gavel I found lying around here. He has the block as well as the gavel, and if you bang the gavel on the bench without the block it doesn’t sound like much.

As far as getting a kick from banging my metaphorical gavel, the thrill of being a federal judge -- which I must admit was quite a thrill indeed when I first took the bench after practicing in this court and others for about 25 years -- wears off after a while. You get to realize that you are not such a big shot after all, especially on a big court like this where we have 22 active and about eight senior judges. In a large city like Chicago, we are pretty inconspicuous. The only people that tend to fawn over you are lawyers, and who needs that. After several years on this job, I realize that being a husband, father, and now grandfather are the most important parts of my life, and the trappings of office are relatively unimportant. And as far as getting hard-to-get restaurant reservations, there are no such things in Chicago. We have many great restaurants, and I have not had to pull rank (yet).

11.  On the subject of restaurants, do you have a few favorite places that you can recommend to visitors to the Windy City?

My taste in restaurants, and that of my wife, is rather eclectic. I don’t often go to the fancier places, and prefer ethnic food such as Greek Town (Greek Islands, Parthenon, or Santorini) or one of our many Asian restaurants. For Italian we like Coco Pazzo on St. Clair on the near north side. For a quick, affordable meal we really like Boston Blackies, also on St. Clair. And remember Chicago is a pizza town. The best by far, in my opinion, is Edwardos.

12. You are known as an accomplished fisherman (both saltwater and fly fishing). It is also rumored that you have gone paintballing with the #1 Male Superhottie of the Federal Judiciary. Please tell us a little bit about what you enjoy doing in your spare time, when you are not warming your bench or in your chambers.

RgwtarponYou flatter me. I like to think of myself as an accomplished fisherman, but whether I am accomplished or not I love to fish, having grown up in Miami with a father who owned a boat yard. Here is a picture of me with a tarpon I caught on a fly rod in the Keys last June (I am the one on the right; the tarpon was released.)

Unfortunately, Chicago must be the worst place in the world for anyone who likes to fish. Although we have a rather large body of fresh water just down the street from where I live and work, the fish in it are not terribly interesting. There are no lakes or streams nearby that are worth wetting a line in. To do any serious fishing I have to get on a plane, which I do several times a year.

And you are right about the paintballing adventure with Alex Kozinski. When my son Jeffrey was with the Los Angeles Times, I used to play paintball with him in California when we visited. I heard through the grapevine that Alex played paintball, and invited him to join us. I was with my son and his girlfriend, Courtenay (who is now a juvenile public defender in Newark, NJ), and Alex was with his son and one of his law clerks. We had a great time, and he can tell you better than I what he thought of my skill with a paintball gun. Sadly, that was the last time I played paintball, and it has been about three years or so. My son is now with the New York Times and recently moved from the Atlanta bureau to New York City, which takes a dim view of and has limited opportunities for paintball.

So on most days when I come home from work, I “recreate” at home doing odd chores and reading. (Latest great book I’ve read: The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini.) My wife Joyce and I spend a lot of time traveling to visit our children and grandchildren, all of whom are now in New York. My daughter is a doctor who lives on the Upper East Side, and Jeffrey lives in Hoboken (when he is not in Iraq or otherwise on some gut-wrenching assignment for the Times).

Joybobjeff_113. You and your wife Joyce, a psychotherapist with a private practice in Evanston, are celebrating your 40th anniversary this year. [They are pictured at left with their son Jeff.] Congratulations! Do you have any exciting plans to celebrate? And can you tell us the story of your meeting and courtship?

Joyce and I met my junior year in college, when I transferred from the University of Florida to Boston University and she was my downstairs neighbor in an apartment building in Back Bay. It sounds corny, but it really was love at first sight (for me at least; Joyce took a bit of convincing). We were married the next year and moved to Chicago when I started law school at Northwestern in 1965. We are planning a trip to Hawaii to celebrate our 40th, and will actually be in New York with our children and grandchildren for our anniversary on December 23. It is hard to believe that so many years have passed; I still feel like a 21 year old kid. Hopefully Joyce does too.

14.  Your two children are highly accomplished professionals. Your daughter Lynn is a doctor, a graduate of the Stanford Medical School, who practices pediatrics in New York. Your son Jeffrey is a prominent reporter for the New York Times, who has spent a significant amount of time in Iraq (where he was kidnapped and held for a time by insurgents near Falluja).

What are your thoughts on your children's occupations? On a related note, if you had not entered the legal profession, what do you think you would have become instead?

Rgkids_2You have hit on one of my favorite subjects: my children [pictured at right, with Judge Gettleman's oldest grandson; click on the thumbnail for a better view of Jeff Gettleman's bodacious body]. I said at my induction that until I had gotten my appointment to the federal bench I believed I would always be best known for the accomplishments of my children. (At that time Lynn was just entering medical school and Jeffrey was beginning his two years at Oxford as a Marshall Scholar.) I still think that is true.

As you note, Lynn Chehab (nee Gettleman) is a pediatrician in New York, and is in the middle of a public heath fellowship at Columbia. Her husband, Eric, is finishing his orthopedic residency at the Hospital for Special Surgery. They have two great sons and I am very proud of all of their accomplishments, especially Lynn’s plan to go into public health rather than into a higher paying career.

Of course, I am also extremely proud of Jeffrey, who has been a great success as a journalist. He first decided on this career when he was at Oxford, where he ended up as the first non-British Editor in Chief of the Cherwell (the Oxford daily student paper) since Rupert Murdoch. The downside to all of this is that he takes assignments in some very dangerous places. When he was with the L.A. Times he reported from Egypt, Yemen and Afghanistan, and as you mentioned he spent the first six months of 2004 in Iraq, where he was involved in some serious combat as well as being kidnaped. After that event, every time the phone rang I was afraid it was a call telling me something had happened to Jeff. We are glad that he is back, although he plans to return to Iraq in January to cover the so-called elections there. Jeff has written extensively in the Times about his Iraq experiences, and has a lengthy article on the subject (along with a number of photos) in the December 2004 issue of GQ.

What would I have become if not a lawyer? Good question. My dad wanted me to be a dentist (regular hours, good pay, referred to as “Doctor”; my brother Larry is a dentist but went into teaching and research instead of practicing). My grandfather wanted me to be an accountant. (“Everybody needs an accountant,” he would say. Also, he didn’t like his own accountant.) It is hard to think that far back, but I was a finance major and loved the gamesmanship of the market. So I’d probably have gone in that direction and been rich by now.

15.  For example, you could have become a tree. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

PalmtreesThis is easy -- if I had to be a tree, I would be a coconut palm tree. They live in balmy climates, bend with the wind, survive the strongest gales, and can drop their nuts on anyone at anytime. What could be better?

16. As you have mentioned in prior interviews, when you were seven years old, you got polio; you had a brace on your leg until age 17. You have cited your struggle with childhood polio as one of the factors that led you to become involved with disability rights issues as an attorney. Has the experience of overcoming polio affected you as a judge or otherwise contributed to the perspective that you bring to cases (disability-related or otherwise)?

My experience with polio and having a disability has certainly been a major factor in shaping my life. As a child, and even as an adult, I have known what it is like to be different and to be treated as different. I think this makes me a better person. I believe a lot of the mistakes that are made in society are caused by the lack of understanding by people in positions of authority towards the powerless. Earned privilege is one thing; inherited privilege is quite another. My interaction with the disability community during my years of practice was, in a word, inspiring. Some of the people I met during that time are among the most outstanding people I have ever met (notably Marca Bristo of Access Living of Chicago, Tony Coelho, and too many others to name). Their determination to break down the barriers that have segregated and discriminated against people with disabilities has resulted in some of the finest civil rights achievements of our time. I am proud to have been a small part of that effort.

Of course, this experience, as well as my own personal experience dealing with a disability, contributes to my judicial perspective, just as Thurgood Marshall’s civil rights experience contributed to his. I am disheartened by some of the decisions from the Supreme Court concerning the Americans with Disabilities Act, and the apparent desire by members of that court to construe the ADA narrowly rather than as a broad-reaching civil rights statute. One of the distinguishing features of disability rights, as compared to civil rights generally, is that all of us may become members of the protected class -- and if we live long enough, we all will acquire disabilities. The ADA represents a major effort to level the playing field for people with disabilities, while respecting the realities, both economic and social, concerning the degree of accommodation that must be accorded to this significant portion of our population (estimated to be some 43 million at the time the ADA was passed in 1988). We are just beginning our struggle to fulfill the promise of this important legislation, and I enjoy wrestling with the difficult issues presented by the cases in our court.

17.  Concerning the wheels of justice, rumor has it that you own a classic Porsche, "which you drive like a cabbie." Can you comment on these rumors?

The rumors are true in part and scurrilously false in part. I own a 1974 911 Targa, which is in great running shape and which I enjoy driving in the nice weather (remember this is Chicago). Since I respect the First Amendment, I will not demand that you tell me the source of the comment that I “drive [the Porsche] like a cabbie.” This is totally untrue. I am a very careful driver. Honest.

18.  "Calgon, take me away!" Sometimes the pressures of life as a district judge, including all those pesky litigants, must lead you to want to speed away in your Porsche. Do you have any expensive habits or guilty pleasures that you like to indulge in when you need to get away from it all?

At our salary, there aren’t many “expensive habits” that I could afford (the Porsche doesn’t really cost very much to keep up). Nor do I have many “guilty” pleasures. I enjoy coming home to the same house I have lived in for 35 years, to the same woman I have been married to for the past 40 years, and settling down with a good book, the New York Times, or a good movie. I enjoy cooking, and find that it is a great transition from the work day to the evening. Our only real indulgences are traveling and theatre. We have three theatre subscriptions in Chicago (which, to the surprise of many, may just be the greatest theatre town in the country), and spend a very long weekend at the Stratford Festival in Ontario each summer. Theatre doesn’t get much better than that.

19.  Outside your courtroom, there is a bulletin board featuring various law-related cartoons (which your minute clerk maintains, but which you contribute to from time to time). Also, rumor has it that you enjoy reading The Onion every now and then. Your sense of humor might be surprising to some people, given the idea many people have in their minds of serious and stern federal judges. What do you think is the appropriate role of humor in the courtroom, as well as in the federal judiciary more generally?

Remember, from the “Mikado,” that one of the first categories on the Lord High Executioner’s hit list was the “judicial humorist.” I am dismayed sometimes to read appellate opinions that make lame attempts at humor. Although I have been tempted on many occasions to do so myself, I try to put myself in the shoes of the litigant reading the opinion. To anyone on the losing side, there is usually nothing funny about the opinion or the result.

This is not to say that there are not occasions in which humor may be appropriate. For example, in a case not too long back -- JCW v. Novelty, Inc., 222 F. Supp. 2d 1030 (N.D. Ill. 2002), a copyright and trademark dispute involving farting dolls -- I began my opinion with: “If imitation is the highest form of flattery, can flatulence be far behind?” Everyone involved in this case understood the humor, and it was not made at anyone’s expense.  [Click here to read the opinion in pdf form, and here for commentary.]

In the courtroom, humor can sometimes break the tension, but it must be used sparingly and sensitively. Sometimes the lawyers and I will be joking around in a criminal case, and I will glance at the defendant who is totally bewildered by what we find to be funny. So, as tempting as it is to engage in humorous banter, I think every judge should be careful to maintain the dignity of the courtroom and to be sensitive to the audience.

20.  According to a 1997 profile of you that appeared in the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin, your federal judicial apotheosis began when the late Senator Paul Simon suggested you to President Clinton as a nominee for a district court judgeship. Interestingly enough, at the time of your nomination, you were not a friend of -- or fundraiser for -- Senator Simon.

As you stated in your interview with the Bulletin, "God bless Paul Simon. He said that he would do merit selection. I didn't know him. I was not involved in politics at all. I applied for this job never thinking I had a prayer to get it. And the rest is history." On August 16, 1994, you were nominated by the president; less than two months later, after Senate confirmation, you had your presidential commission firmly in hand.

It appears that the judicial nomination and confirmation processes have changed quite a bit in the decade since your 1994 nomination to the bench.  What are your thoughts on the judicial nomination and confirmation processes as they stand today? And what advice would you offer to A3G concerning how to transform herself from "Article III Groupie" to "Article III Goddess"?

At my induction, I began by thanking Anita Hill for my appointment. If it weren’t for Anita Hill, Carol Moseley Braun would never have been elected Senator from Illinois, displacing Alan Dixon, who would have become the Senior Senator and been in charge of suggesting judges for nomination to the President (no doubt on a political spoils basis). As a result of Carol’s beating Dixon, Paul Simon became the senior Senator from Illinois and made good on his word by establishing a merit selection procedure. Almost on a lark, I applied for the job and, to my great surprise, made the list of finalists for the first group of vacancies. Although I wasn’t selected then, two additional vacancies occurred and I was the next person selected by Senator Simon, also to my surprise. My most effective supporters came from the “disability rights” community, for whom I had the privilege of litigating a number of pro bono cases during my career. I also had the support of Abner Mikva, with whom I practiced law for several years in the early 1970s. Ab has been a friend and inspiration to me since I first met him in the late 1960s when he was running for Congress in the Hyde Park district in which we then lived.

The entire confirmation process took about six months, which was average for those days. I encountered no opposition, and merely had to bare my soul and that of my family to the Justice Department. It is a pretty gut-wrenching experience under any circumstances, especially for someone who had no political background and no inkling of the vagaries of Washington.

Obviously, since 1994 there has been some deterioration in the confirmation process, although I am not sure about this at the district court level. Most of the nasty judicial confirmation fights have been at the circuit court level, and the judges who have been appointed in recent years both under the Clinton and Bush administrations seem to have gotten through the confirmation process without too much trouble. In Illinois, both Paul Simon, under Clinton, and Peter Fitzgerald, under Bush, have done good jobs in selecting judicial nominees for the district court.

As for giving advice to A3G about how to transform herself from an Article III Groupie to an Article III Goddess, I can only offer the advice Judge Swygert gave to me when I asked him a similar question many years ago: “Get to know a senator well.” Although that wasn’t the case with me, it sure doesn’t hurt.

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WOW!  To be sure, Article III Groupie isn't exactly objective -- but wasn't that a great interview?  In A3G's view, it offered the perfect mix of substance and style, seriousness and silliness. Judge Gettleman's heartfelt comments on disability rights issues and the ADA (question #16) were particularly thoughtful and thought-provoking.

Now, before you accuse A3G of excessive banging of her own gavel -- they say it can make you go blind! -- please allow her a brief defense.  A3G feels entitled to praise the interview because the accolades belong to Judge Gettleman, for being such a fascinating and fun interviewee.  She thanks him once again for taking the time to participate in "Questions Presented," despite the many other demands on his time as a busy district court judge.  (To all you circuit court grandees: someone has got to do some work around here!)*

Well, it looks like "Questions Presented" is turning into a monthly feature of UTR (which will be celebrating its six-month anniversary in a few days, by the way; A3G published her first post, UTR's mission statement, on June 5). A3G hopes to publish her third QP interview sometime in January 2005, although probably somewhat later in the month, given the holiday season. But she is still looking for her next interviewee.

So, if you happen to be a federal judge willing to give A3G an early Christmas present, in the form of your participation in a QP interview, please e-mail her.  And if you happen to be a law clerk who thinks that your judge might be receptive to an interview invitation from A3G, please e-mail her as well, so she can lure your boss into the pages of UTR with her feminine wiles.**

Now accepting applications for senatorial friends,

Article III Groupie

*For the irony-impaired among you, this comment was made in jest. A3G realizes that many appeals court judges work just as hard, if not harder, than their trial court counterparts. See, e.g., The Easy Rider. On behalf of UTR's readers, she thanks our nation's circuit judges for their sedulous efforts in ensuring that district court judges aren't FUBAR-ing too many cases and controversies. (Footnote within a footnote: that last comment was also made in jest; A3G has great confidence in the competence of the federal trial bench.)

**Before the P.C. police jump down A3G's throat, she would like to state for the record that this playful statement should not be read as reflecting any bias on her part in favor of male judges. After all, we all know how much A3G loves her judicial divas! Also, there may be some (very rare) male judges out there who will not succumb to A3G's advances -- as well as some female judges who will...

November 16, 2004

Questions Presented: Coming Attractions

Airplane In the immortal words of Sir Elton John, "The bitch is back!"  Yes, Article III Groupie has returned to the pages of UTR -- and she hopes to make up for her absence with a few fun posts between now and Thanksgiving.

Some of you have speculated that Article III Groupie spent her time away from the blogosphere down in Washington, D.C., at the National Lawyers Convention of the Federalist Society.  Unfortunately for her, A3G did not attend those glamorous proceedings, which one starstruck UTR reader described as "a non-stop judicial sight-a-thon"!  (Given the literally dozens of e-mails she has received about the conference, however, she might as well have been there; she plans to blog about it in the near future.)

Last week was not nearly as fabulous for A3G as it would have been had she been hanging out with the vast right-wing conspiracy.  But she can't complain too much. Her business trip wasn't that painful, as business trips go.  Conducting witness interviews is far better than collecting or reviewing documents, and the hotel she stayed at, while not exactly a Peninsula property, was perfectly pleasant (with a fairly decent gym).

Very well, that's enough for now.  Until A3G gets her well-moisturized hands on a presidential commission and a black robe, she merits no further discussion in these pages.  Let us turn our attention back to the judicial celebrities who make UTR such a guilty pleasure.

At the risk of sounding immodest, Article III Groupie will now share with you some flattering comments from her readers concerning her recent Questions Presented interview with Judge Kim McLane Wardlaw of the Ninth Circuit.  Yes, A3G realizes she is being ridiculously self-aggrandizing.  But before you go off and start "Underneath Her Robe," a How Appalling-style parody of UTR -- which would be superfluous at any rate, since A3G is her own best parody -- please try to see things from her perspective.   A3G spends enormous amounts of time on her weblog, thereby reducing her billable hours, without any fattening of her Celine wallet.  Correspondence and compliments from her readers, especially judicial and judicial spousal readers, are the fuel that keep her blogging; they are like "waves of love, pouring over the footlights..."

Oh goodness, sorry!  A3G was lost in reverie just then.  Let's get back to business.  Here are some comments from UTR readers about A3G's interview with Judge Wardlaw, which shower praise upon Judge Wardlaw and/or A3G as an interviewer:

"When I open up a slip opinion and see that [Judge Wardlaw] is its author, I know that justice has prevailed."

"Excellent interview."

"Incredible piece!"

"I have been to Judge Wardlaw's chambers, and they are gorgeous -- great color combinations and art, and nice carpet too."

"Barbara Walters ain't got nothing on you!"

"How cool that you got Judge Wardlaw for an interview! I loved the part about the Hollywood designer doing some of her robes."

Not content to rest on such laurels, your loyal scribe has been on the prowl for additional A-listers of Article III to interview in future installments of Questions Presented ("QP")  She is pleased and proud to report that two federal judicial celebrities with off-the-chart Q scores, Judge Richard Posner and Judge Alex Kozinski, have agreed to participate in interviews "on the QP." She was particularly gratified by the response of Judge Posner, who wrote: "You're hilarious, so how can I say no?  Therefore I consent."

With gratitude for this celebrity endorsement, A3G has a compliment to pay to Judge Posner in return: he is the Article III equivalent of Jude Law.  Just like Mr. Law, slated to appear in half a dozen films before the year's end, Judge Posner -- who could, given his encyclopedic knowledge of the entire legal universe, also be called "MR. LAW" -- is everywhere!

Judeandposner_2

"Crikey -- I can't believe I'm sharing a couch with RICHARD BLOODY POSNER!"

Jude Law earns over $12 million per picture.  He has held his own on the silver screen against superstars like Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks, and Nicole Kidman.  But as you can see in the photograph at right, when you plunk him down next to Judge Richard A. Posner of the Seventh Circuit, he turns into a blushing schoolgirl!

(For more fun with photos, check out this post over at TaxProf Blog.)

Yessirree, Judge Posner is popping up all over the place.  He has a new book out, as noted here by How Appealing.  His controversial comments about the general worthlessness of student-edited law reviews are generating buzz throughout the blogosphere.  As noted here by Orin Kerr of the Volokh Conspiracy, Judge Posner is now defending his views in an online debate with a current Kozinski clerk and future member of the Elect, Randy Kozel.  (By the way, thanks for the shout-out, Professor Kerr!)

In terms of his personal appearances, Judge Posner will soon be exchanging bench-slaps with "The Easy Rider," in a debate taking place in New York City this Friday, as previously reported by A3G.  (Kozinski and Kozel appear to be taking the "tag team" approach to opposing Posner.)  And while he's in the Big Apple, Judge Posner will be calling upon the Columbia Law School Federalist Society, delivering an address entitled "Civil Liberties in the International War on Terror," on November 22 at 12:20 p.m.

As an astute observer of celebrity culture, A3G must now warn Judge Posner about the perils of overexposure.  She is all too familiar -- indeed, more familiar than anyone with a J.D. degree has a right to be -- with cautionary tales like those of Bennifer and Paris Hilton (who suffers from the problem of overexposure quite literally).  When a celebrity lingers in the spotlight for too long, he forfeits the qualities of mystery and inaccessibility that make him so desirable.  When a star overstays his welcome, the result is often audience fatigue, and sometimes even backlash.  (What's that?  You don't think it's possible for the public to see too much of a judge?  Allow me to introduce you to Judge -- actually, make that ex-Judge -- Simona Lungu...)

Make no mistake about it: A3G is profoundly grateful to Judge Posner and The Easy Rider for their willingness to participate in Questions Presented.  But to protect them from overexposure, Judge Kozinski and Judge Posner -- both of whom have figured prominently in this blog in recent weeks -- will not be interviewed in these pages anytime soon.  (Judge Kozinski, we know you're ready, even eager, for your UTR close-up.  But you have to trust Mamma Groupie on this.  It's for your own good!)

And so, without further ado, Article III Groupie hereby announces her next interviewee, one of our nation's most distinguished and delightful district judges: the Honorable Robert W. Gettleman, of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Illinois!  A3G has already engaged in preliminary correspondence with Judge Gettleman, one of the brightest judicial superstars on a truly star-studded bench.  And she can assure you, based on her sneak peeks beneath the robe of Judge Gettleman, that he will be nothing short of delicious.  (The same goes for his son, the hunky and high-profile NYT reporter Jeff Gettleman, who will be featured in a photo with his father -- shirtless.  Yes, ladies, there is a God!)

If you have any suggested questions or topics for the QP interview with Judge Gettleman, please e-mail them to A3G forthwith.  With the holiday season fast approaching, there's no time to waste!

Cackling over her cache of purloined hotel toiletries,

Article III Groupie

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