Article III Groupie: The Bitch Is Back!
Happy New Year, my little judicial chickadees!!!
Going into a new and exciting year of judge-watching, Article III Groupie is delighted to be blogging once again at Underneath Their Robes. She'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of the commenters and e-mail correspondents who have warmly welcomed her back to the blogosphere. But was there ever any doubt that A3G would return to you? As the old saying goes, "You can't keep a good [wo]man down!"
To those of you who were "nice" to Article Three Groupie during her absence from UTR, she thanks you for your support during a stressful and trying period. To those of you who were "naughty," saying all sorts of mean things about the undersigned blogress -- and you know who you are -- A3G says: "You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. That's no way to treat a lady!"
Okay, fine, Article 3 Groupie knows what you're thinking: of all the denizens of the blogosphere, A3G, the queen of snark, has no standing to complain of harsh treatment. To quote another aphorism, "Live by the blogger's keyboard, die by the blogger's keyboard."
So A3G will leave you with a different saying: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!"*
P.S. To any people who are scandalized by the title of this post, please note that it's simply a reference to a song by Sir Elton John.
* Actually, any threat of A3G attacking her detractors is completely idle; A3G plans to be gracious in victory. To borrow a turn of phrase from her fellow diva, hotelier Leona Helmsley, Article 3 Groupie has better things to do than worry about "the little people."
Welcome back, A3G! We missed you so much!
xo
Posted by: gorjus | January 05, 2006 at 06:00 PM
Welcome back! Following the eating habits of Hottie Roberts just wasn't the same without you there to supply the commentary.
Posted by: E.M. | January 02, 2006 at 09:47 PM
Welcome back.
Posted by: Mr. P | January 02, 2006 at 04:30 PM
GARETH: Get yer bra off.
DAVID: Do you want to go out as well?
Posted by: Law Clerk | January 02, 2006 at 03:59 PM
DAVID: [to Donna and Dawn] If you do have any trouble from the men, what does she do, Dawn?
DAWN: Kick them in the balls.
DAVID: Oh! Feminist.
Posted by: JM Robinson | January 02, 2006 at 03:35 PM